Evil Toons
Release: October 21, 1991

Four sexy young girls are to clean an old house for the new owners. They get delivered an old book full of magic incantations, and while reading it they accidentally bring a cartoon character to life. The cartoon character likes the blood of young girls... Nevertheless it has a happy ending.

Burt: "Why does every week have a Friday night in it?"
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Burt: "How come this guy never won an Academy Award?"
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Mr. Hinchlow: "[Last lines] I brought along my portable TV set, in case you'd like to use it."
Terry: "That's nice, but... why?"
Mr. Hinchlow: "Hell, it's Saturday morning. [chuckle] Don't tell me you kids don't enjoy a good cartoon!"
Megan: "[screams]"
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Terry: "[after suggesting that Megan go downstairs to check on Roxanne] Either way, it's a dark, stormy night and we're rour young, attractive girls in a big, spooky house all alone. If we don't go downstairs one at a time, how will we ever get bumped off without the others knowing about it?"
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Jan: "How come every time you stay in an old, spooky house it has to lightning and thunder?"
Megan: "Well, I think it's standard issue."
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Roxanne: "Why do these things always have to start with young, beautiful co-eds going into the basement?"
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Monster: "You little bitch! I'll get you in the sequel for this!"
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