April 2, 2006 intro - The 50th Anniversary episode
July 8, 2002 intro.
Quote O' Matic
Al:"'I Care' by Al Bundy. When hooters jiggle around and I find nickels on the ground, I care. When a Mustang engine purrs and the bathroom is not her's, I care. When the pitcher's on the mound and the wife is underground, I care. But when I've been playing this for days, I will kill anyone who stays, I swear!"