Noah:
"Come bust a move where the games are played. It's dope, it's fresh, it's Noah's Arcade!"
Wayne:
"Where did you learn English?"
Cassandra:
"College...And the 'Police Academy' movies"
Wayne:
"(Interrupting Glen's rant) "Ho-woh! What do you think you're doing? Only me and Garth get to talk to the camera.""
Glen:
"Why is it, that if a man kills another man in battle it's called heroic, yet if he kills a man in the heat of passion, it's called murder?"
Glen:
"I'd never done a crazy thing in my life before that night."
Wayne:
"(When discussing "Bewitched")"
Garth:
"Sometimes I wish I could boldly go where no man has gone before, but I'll probably stay in Aurora."
Wayne:
"(While discussing "Bewitched") Dick Sargent...Dick York...'Sergeant York'."
Wayne:
"(To Garth) You kiss your mother with that mouth?"
Garth:
"(Finishing his rant) ...'Til the handle breaks off and you have to get a doctor to pull it out again."
Garth:
"(To Wayne) Well, you know what you can do with your show? You can take a flying... (Words are obscured by a loud plane)"
Wayne:
"(To Garth) "You know what you can do with your pop quiz?""
Wayne:
"(To Garth) "Okay, how about F? You're a gimp?""
Garth:
"(About Benjamin) "E. Does not live with PARENTS!""
Garth:
"(About Benjamin) "D. Has no visible scars"."
Garth:
"(About Benjamin) "C. Has lots of cash.""
Garth:
"(About Benjamin) "B. Has cool car.""
Garth:
"(About Benjamin) "A. Chicks think he's handsome"."
Garth:
"Okay, pop quiz. Cassandra is not interested in Benjamin because..."
Garth:
"Ah-ha! What's this? "How to pick up chicks." "How to meet women." He's smooth."