Mystery Science Theater 3000 Quotes
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Joel:
"We're having an adventure just like The Goonies!"
34427
Joel, Crow, and Servo:
Makku GoGo! Makku GoGo! Makku GoGoGo!
34426
Joel:
Everybody, run! Pink Lady and Jeff are back!
34425
Servo:
*sneezes loudly in the theatre*
Crow and Joel:
Bless you!
Joel:
You're not supposed to do that...
34424
Servo:
Dasher - BOOM! Prancer - BOOM!
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TV's Frank:
I'M THE GOD! *I'M THE GOD!!!*
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Crow:
(Quoting Hardcore) Turn it off! TURN IT OFF!
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Joel, Crow, and Servo:
Sandy Frank! Sandy Frank! He's the source of all our pain!
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Its the 80s, do a lot of coke and vote for Ronald Regan.
-Mike Nelson-
22510
Joel: "What do you want for Christmas, Crow?"

Crow T. Robot: "I wanna decide who lives and who dies!"
22509
Dr. Forrester and TV's Frank: "What do you *want* from us? We're *evil*. Evil!"
22508
Cast: "He tried to kill me with a forklift!"
22507
Dr. Forrester: I don't think. i get even.
22506
Crow: Fetch Me My Warrior Muu-Muu.
22505
Professor Bobo: " My Smoothie Gives Me Great Strength."
22504
Tom: "Hey look, It's John Claude Van Damme."

Mike: " No, it's more like John Claude Gosh Darn."
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Crow:" SAVE THE MEATLOAF!"
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Crow: " Ah! First it was a Milky Way, Now it's a Snickers!"
22501
Mike:" Crow, you're halucinating a clown."

Crow: " So..you're....not.....a....clown?"
22500
Crow, while watching "The Crawling Eye" says the final line of the series: "This movie looks kind of familiar, doesn't it?"