Family Matters Quotes
33827
Steve:
Whoa, Mama!
33826
Estelle Winslow:
Way to go, Carl.
31421
Steve:
Did I do that?
31146
Eddie:
Big news buddy! Walter and Maxine are incommunicado!
Waldo:
Is that in Mexico?
Eddie:
No, they're not speaking to each other! Roger dumped her!
Waldo:
He left her in Mexico?!
Eddie:
They're not in Mexico, here's your chance, man!
Waldo:
I don't want to go to Mexico!
31145
Teacher:
Waldo, what a turkey!
Waldo:
You don't have to like it just don't call me names.
31144
Kid:
Waldo, say hello to St. Laura
Waldo:
Laura Winslow.
31143
Eddie:
OK Waldo. When I say the word, I want you to get in the windows as fast as you can. Go!
Waldo:
Is that the word?
Eddie:
Yes.
Waldo:
The word is yes?
Eddie:
Run!
Waldo:
I'm not waiting for you to make up word mind which word to use! I'm going!
30974
Waldo:
Roses are red, violets are blue. Here.
19761
Steve:
Howdy-Ho, Winslows!
19760
Steve:
Did I do that?
19759
Steve:
Your honor, I would like to call Waldo Faldo.
Waldo:
Okay, but I'm not home.
19758
Carl:
Yes.
Steve:
Yes what?
Carl:
Yes. You did that. You ALWAYS do that!
19757
Steve:
You love me, don't you?
19756
Steve:
But Laura I really want to impress you!
Laura:
Well it would really impress me if you just leave.
19755
(The crew including Jaleel White's three characters are all on stage at a talk show and bicker on stage. Waldo tells all of them to chill).

Talk show host (to Waldo): Do you know them?
Waldo Geraldo Faldo: No. They are my friends.
19754
Carl Winslow: Go home, Steve.
Carl Winslow: Go home. Go home. Go home.
Steve Urkel: I don't have to take this. I'm going home.
19753
Well, look at his poor, pathetic face. He's so sad he could depress Richard Simmons. - Steve Urkel
19752
Ms. Steuben: "I'm going to give you an A."
Waldo: [pause] "Wow! Could you write that A down on a piece of paper? I wanna take it home and read it to my mom."
19751
Eddie: "Dad you embarrassed me in front of my friends."
Carl: "Well, I'm sorry if I embarrassed you in front of a guy named Weasel."
19750
Lt. Murtaugh: "They're sending in that Urkel kid."
Carl: "What??? We've got cheerleaders taller than him!"