A comic parody film taking on adventure movies and epics. Lucy finds her adopted father, a museum curator, has been attacked. He tells her of a golden ticket in a candy bar from a museum vending machine. Ignacio lives in a Mexican monastery and has become angered at the living conditions, deciding to jump out the window. Susan is flying away to visit her family when snakes hijack and crash her plane. Peter is a mutant who wants to ask his girlfriend to the homecoming dance. All four eventually find golden tickets and arrive meeting each other at Willy's Candy Factory where he plans to use the four as ingredients in his newest recipe, which uses real human parts. Trying to protect themselves, the group run through a wardrobe and wind up in the kingdom of Gnarnia. They soon meet Harry Potter at Hogwarts and join him in his fight against the White Bitch.