The Beach Trailer

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Added By: Caps_2-0

On: January 11, 2013

This is the theatrical trailer.

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This is the theatrical trailer.

Quote O' Matic

Martina: "All right, listen. There are certain rules that you have to follow in a parody situation if you want to survive. Rule number one: exaggerate everything. Number 88: accept the ridiculous as logical."

Martina: "[flash to Boner getting down with a girl] Sexual sight gags, always funny. [Boner making sex noises while pulling out a splinter] And along with wacky sound effects... [Boner unzipping his pants with a "boing!" sound] And unlimited absurdity. [Killer frightens Boner into a heart attack with a chainsaw] Remember: nothing is sacred. [cross falls onto bed]"

Dawson: "You're forgetting, point out the obvious. [holds up a "dead man" sign pointing to Slab]"

Martina: "And finally, perpetually painful stereotypes."

Pimp: "Dat's ridikkulous!"

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