Red Dwarf
Debut: January 01, 1988
Ended: January 01, 1999
Debut: January 01, 1988
Ended: January 01, 1999

A hilarious British parody of Star Trek, this series follows the misadventures of the crew of the deep-space mining ship, Red Dwarf. After a severe accident occurs, a beer-guzzling slob named Dave Lister awakens from his cryogenic sleep to find it is three million years later, and he is the last human being alive in the universe. He soon finds a friend in the ship’s half-witted computer Holly. The computer confesses that he had created a hologram of one of Lister’s shipmates, one Arnold Rimmer. The group soon finds that Lister’s pet cat had spawned a litter that, over these three million years, had evolved into a race of beings less concerned with the state of the universe than their own looks and finding shiny things. Cat is the last of this race. Eventually, the ship comes across an android named Kryten, and the rest is history…or the future.

Intros
Credits
Quotes
Ace Rimmer: "Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast -Ace Rimmer"
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Rimmer: "Wrong, wrong, absolutely brimming over with wrongability -Rimmer"
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Rimmer: "Well, I would have thought it was obvious. Two people unable to contain their desires had an illicit liason. A liason that an unforgiving society would not accept, and you were the fruit of their forbidden passion. You're forbidden passion fruit. -Rimmer"
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Holly: "And the moral of the story is , appreciate what you've got because basically I'm fantastic. -Holly"
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Lister: "lister: as soon as I step out of that door I get enough volts up my jacksy to light up the whole of boogle rimmer: well considering what the future has instore for your jacksy a few million volts will be nothing -Lister"
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Kryten/Cat: "Kryten- "Mr Rimmer would be effectively dead." Cat- "Hey! Things are looking up already. -Kryten/Cat"
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Lister: "Rimmer, can't you see that the story is not gripping me? I'm in a state of nongripness. I'm completely smegging ungripped. Shut the smeg up! -Lister"
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Rimmer/Kryten: "Rimmer- "What is there that one could possibly loathe about me?" Kryten- "Would you like a list sir? -Rimmer/Kryten"
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Rimmer/Kryten: "Rimmer- "Step up to red alert." Kryten- "Sir, are you absolutely sure? It does mean changing the bulb. -Rimmer/Kryten"
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Kryten: "*holding up a tampon* Go ahead try it on I want to see what it looks like! -Kryten"
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Rimmer: "Smeg off dog-food-face! -Rimmer"
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lister: "Im going out the same way I came in, screaming and kicking -lister"
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Kryten: "Yes, sir I am a robot -Kryten"
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Rimmer: "So let me get this straight. You want to fly on a magic carpet to see the King of the Potato People and plead with him for your freedom, and you're telling me you're completely sane? -Rimmer"
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Rimmer: "When the going gets tough, the tough go have a little cry in the corner. -Rimmer"
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Rimmer/Lister: "Rimmer: "I used to be in the Samaritans." Lister: "I know. For one morning." Rimmer: "I couldn't take any more." Lister: "I don't blame you. You spoke to five people and they all committed suicide. I wouldn't mind, but one was a wrong number! -Rimmer/Lister"
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Cat: "Do you realize that with all this rescue stuff, I haven't had time to perm my leg hairs! -Cat"
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Rimmer: "Rimmer: "I've seen Westerns, I know how to speak cowboy." Steps up to the bar. Rimmer: "Dry white wine and Perrier, please ." -Rimmer"
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Rimmer: "My brain's rebelled. It just won't accept nice things happening to me. -Rimmer"
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Rimmer: "No look, I'm you from the future. I've come to warn you that in 3 million years you'll be dead! -Rimmer"
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Comments
10 years, 4 months ago
Brilliant Show. Still watch the re-runs, never lost its appeal. The one-liners and putdowns are comic genius.
    10 years, 9 months ago
    Hahaha! This show brings back a lot of memories, and was pretty much the first sitcom I ever watched, besides Bottom, Only Fools & Horses, and Minder, which my father used to watch a lot, and I did too, but out of them all, this was the best show BBC ever produced!
      11 years, 3 months ago
      Smeggin'Hell;This Show Makes Me "Tongue-Tied"!Awesome show,a true Brit Com classic.
        11 years, 11 months ago
        youtube has all the seasons including back to earth
          12 years, 3 months ago
          Nothing out of Britain was ever so great as Red Dwarf!
            12 years, 9 months ago
            Best.
            Show.
            EVER.
              13 years ago
              I have seasons 1 and 2 of this show on DVD
                13 years, 9 months ago
                This show is pure brilliance!
                  13 years, 10 months ago
                  Lister will always be my fav.

                  Would you say that Rimmer was the main character and Lister was the break-out?
                    13 years, 11 months ago
                    This show was great. I absolutely loved the completely opposite pairing of Lister and Rimmer. That's what made the show work so well, methinks.

                    As said before, the first seasons were, I found, better than the later seasons.
                      14 years, 2 months ago
                      OMG! Kryton!!!!! When I was little, I used to call him 'him with square head' lol
                        14 years, 3 months ago
                        awesome wshow, I watched it every Saturday on the BBC. This was my fav. at of all the BBC shows. I love the scene when he irons her bra on his head...and she's like wtf?!
                          14 years, 6 months ago
                          This is quite possibly one of the greatest British sitcoms of all time in my opinion. I loved the intro and have driven my wife crazy singing it LOL.
                            14 years, 6 months ago
                            Preferred the earlier series...

                            Can't believe Kochanski (or however you spell it!) is missing from the cast list above, she was Hot!!
                              14 years, 7 months ago
                              awesom show loved watching it. does anyone know if its on dvd?
                                14 years, 9 months ago
                                sweet show
                                  15 years, 3 months ago
                                  too bad they only have the season 8 intro (barf)...and not the great closing theme

                                  mr. flibble's very cross
                                    15 years, 8 months ago
                                    "I's a garbage pod!"
                                    "IT'S A SMEGGING GARBAGE POD!"
                                      15 years, 8 months ago
                                      Sorry, the last should be fun fun fun in the sun sun sun, sorry for the error
                                        15 years, 8 months ago
                                        I tried to add the ending lyrics but it wouldn't let me so here goes:

                                        It's cold outside, no kind of atmosphere
                                        I'm all alone, more or less
                                        let me fly far away from here
                                        fun fun fun in the sun sun sun

                                        i want to lie shipwrecked and comatose
                                        sipping fresh mango juice
                                        let me fly far away from here
                                        fun fun fun in the sun sun sun
                                        sun sun sun in the sun sun sun
                                          15 years, 8 months ago
                                          to ammend: the above quote was screamed by rimmer after he discovered what he thought was a captured alien ship turned out to be an old Red Dwarf garbage pod.
                                            15 years, 9 months ago
                                            i never saw it when it came out but it is one of the funniest shows i have seen and i am hoked on it. it was a smegging work of art u goal post heads.
                                              16 years ago
                                              Smeg off, ya smegging smegheads!
                                                16 years, 2 months ago
                                                "He keeps waving a banana in front of me and calling it a female aardvark!"

                                                Great show, it kind of lost that classic feel with series 7 and 8 in my opinion
                                                  16 years, 2 months ago
                                                  yea, tis smeggin brilliance
                                                    16 years, 3 months ago
                                                    this is a great show.
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