Rabbi Goldberg:
"Harold, I'm disturbed about two things. First of all, you stole. Stealing is against the law; 'Thou Shalt Not Steal'."
Harold:
"But I was hungry, Rabbi Goldberg!"
Rabbi:
"And secondly; and most important, you stole a ham. Ham is not Kosher. Not Kosher at all. We don't eat ham. We haven't for 5,000 years and we don't need to start now. [crosses his arms]"
Harold:
"I know! And I'm sorry-yyyy!"
Rabbi:
"Yes. I know you're sorry because you did something that got you into trouble. But I don't think you understand why. When I was a young man about your age, I had a friend who admired a vest hanging in a tailor shop. It was a beautiful vest: Red velvet with gold buttons. He coveted that vest, Harold, but didn't have the money to buy it! You know what happened? My friend stole the vest! And he was punished! He had to work at the tailor shop, learning how to cut and sew and stitch so he would see ju"
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Mr. Green:
""Harold Berman! I can't believe my eyes! You stole my beautiful ham! And now it's ruined!""
Harold:
""Aw, I was hungry! I was really, really hungry!""
Mr. Green:
""That doesn't give you the right to steal from people! (He points his finger directly in Harold's face) YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?!?""
Harold:
""NOOOOO!!!! MOMMY!!!!!!!!""
Mr. Green:
""I'm gonna have to call his mommy.""
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Grandpa:
""Hey why you being so nice to me ya chiseling lowlife?""
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Harold's Dad:
"It's a bright and beautiful future, Harold"
Harold:
"I know! There's going to be chocolate cake!"
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Little Kid:
"Can't you read mister, can't you read?"
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Dino Spumoni (singing):
"And you'll never eat, solid food AGAAAAIIIIN!!!"
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Gerald:
"Party's over Eugene."
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Stoop Kid:
"C'mere, fat boy! I'm gonna roll you downtown!"
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Oskar:
"But Susie, where am I going to sleep?
[Throws sleeping bag and teddy bear at Oskar]"
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Helga:
"What is this crap?"
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Stinky:
"This really bites!"
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Oskar:
"Susie, make me a sandwich."
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Stinky:
"Try, try, and try again, til you can't try no longer. And if that don't work, you just spent a whole lot of time doin' somethin' you just couldn't do."
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Grandpa:
"Morning, short-man!"
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Stinky:
"This Really Bites!"
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Stinky:
"Helga, you're just too dang ornery."
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Helga:
"(about Curly)
Poor, twisted little freak..."
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Helga Pataki:
"C'mon Pheobe, lets go spit in the river."
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Helga:
"Move it football-head!"
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Harold Berman:
"Easy squeezy lemon peasy."
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