King of the Hill
Debut: January 12, 1997
Ended: May 06, 2010

King of the Hill is another animation hit for Beavis and Butthead creator Mike Judge, who also voices the starring character Hank Hill, a propane gas salesman in the fictional town Arlen, Texas. Hank is often besieged by the idiosyncrasies of society, but he finds (some) serenity in his home-life with his wife, substitute Spanish teacher Peggy, his awkward son Bobby and his live-in niece-in-law Luanne Platter. Adding flavor to the ordinary dish the series serves are Hank's friends, divorcee military barber Bill Dauterive, paranoid Dale Gribble (with an obsession with Government conspiracy theories) and gibberish spouting Boomhauer.

Hank: "Luanne, just when I think that you have said the stupidest thing, you keep talking!"
Bill: "I like my men like I like my drinks, tall, sweet and under an umbrella."
Bobby: "We're pre-teens, damnit!"
Principal: "Hank, I can't have your son goin around kicking people in the testicles"
Hank: "What does the contents of my underpants have to do with National Security?"
Kahn: "Stupid rednecks."
Hank: "Poor connie? poor me! i had to learn about super ebsorbency!"
luann: "I hate hate!"
Hank: "Oh my God, Its so juicy!"
Bobby: "Ahh!"
Hank: "EWW! I hate boys like that!"
Hank: "I just had phone sex! *twichs*"
Bobby: "Its not smut! Its radio disney!"
Dale: "What do you got under Mr.Party Pooper? Some party poop?"
Hank: "There better be a naked cheerleader under your bed!"
Bobby: "Thats my purse! I don't know you!"
Khan: "Don't explain a homerun, you'll have a heart attack"
Hank: "That boy ain't right."
Hank: "Why would anyone do drugs when they could just mow a lawn?"
Hank: "I need a gnome. Not just any gnome, a Winklebottom."
Salesman: "A Winklebottom? Why not just ask me to move a rainbow?"
Hank: "I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or just weird."
Peggy: "You be careful too, Hank. You're going down there with a liver, two kidneys and no timeshare. I expect you to come back the same way."
Hank: "If an at-risk kid can't get me to order Sports Illustrated, no one's going to sell me a timeshare."
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