Hank, Bill, Dale, and Boomhauer in the alley:
"Yep. Yep. Mmhmm. Yep.
-Hank, Bill, Dale, and Boomhauer in the alley"
Hank:
"Luanne, just when I think that you have said the stupidest thing, you keep talking!
-Hank"
Bill:
"I like my men like I like my drinks, tall, sweet and under an umbrella.
-Bill"
Bobby:
"We're pre-teens, damnit!
-Bobby"
Principal:
"Hank, I can't have your son goin around kicking people in the testicles
-Principal"
Bobby:
""Hey dad, I like beer!" (Hank does his classic "whuuuh")
-Bobby"
Dale:
"Dale:Dont you patronize me!
-Dale"
Hank:
"Hank:Why does the contents od my underpants have to do with National Security?
-Hank"
Hank:
"Hank:Why does the contents of my underpants have to do with National Security?
-Hank"
dale:
"Dale:Peggy, you go die over there
-dale"
Hank:
"hank Hill, Stricklin Propane
-Hank"
Kahn:
"Stupid rednecks.
-Kahn"
Hank:
"Poor connie? poor me! i had to learn about super ebsorbency!"
Hank:
"Oh my God, Its so juicy!"
Bobby:
"Ahh!"
Hank:
"EWW! I hate boys like that!"
Hank:
"I just had phone sex! *twichs*"
Bobby:
"Its not smut! Its radio disney!"
Dale:
"What do you got under Mr.Party Pooper? Some party poop?"
Hank:
"There better be a naked cheerleader under your bed!"
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