Caleb:
"Dusty old bones, full of green dust! Dusty old bones, full of green dust!"
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Bill:
"[2x] ♪Someone's got a birthday, I wonder who?♪"
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Cotton Hill:
"I killed fifty men"
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Hank:
"BWAHH"
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Hank:
"Ugh...dang it, Bobby."
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Dale:
"wing-o man"
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Dale:
"Sh sh sha"
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Peggy:
"hooyah"
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Hank:
"I work in propane and propane accessaries."
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Cotton Hill:
"They got the swanky bottled water here, the kind that don't give you the hot poops"
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Dale:
"The vandalism upon my house can only be described as a hate crime! Somebody hates me!"
Councilman:
"Let the record show that somebody hates Dale Gribble."
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Cotton Hill:
"I'm buying you a hooker."
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Dale:
"(after drinking tainted beer) "Step on in, Bill; I don't know which way it's coming out, but it's coming out"!"
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sonic64:
"What does "cums" mean?"
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Hank:
"Damn it Peggy, that boy ain't right."
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Hank:
"I'm gonna kick your Ass!"
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Hank:
"Whats that smut your listening to?!"
Bobby:
"It's not smut! It's Radio Disney!"
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Luanne:
"You know what I'll never forget, was when Uncle Hank was naked --"
Peggy:
"That never happened."
Luanne:
"But the wind blew all his clothes off."
Hank:
"Not my underwear."
Luanne:
"Yes, it did!"
Hank:
"Not my underwear."
Peggy:
"Not his underwear."
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Peggy:
"'I surely am not unfond of you, Peggy, I tell you what.' What kind of marriage proposal is that?"
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Peggy:
"Luanne loves you, and you have no emotion for her at all?"
Hank:
"I've got plenty of emotions. I was *afraid* she was going to hug me, I was *worried* she wouldn't leave, and I was *happy* when it was over."
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