Big Daddy
Release: June 17, 1999

Sonny Koufax graduated from law school years ago but chose not to take the bar exam. Instead he works as a toll booth collector, and spends his day loafing around. One day his grilfriend decides that she has had enough, and tells Sonny that things have to change or else it's over. When Sonny's roommate Kevin leaves for China, a boy is dropped at their place and is told that he is Kevin's son but Kevin doesn't know his mother. Sonny takes care of him, and after spending sometime with him decides to adopt hoping that maybe his girlfriend will be impressed. But when he learns that she has a new boyfriend, Sonny tries to have the boy sent back to his mother but when he learns that she died and that he would be sent to an orphanage, Sonny decides to take care of him.

Julian: "Can you still have fun?"
Sonny: "Yeah, we can have fun, but after you study. In fact, we gotta get you dressing differently. After you get out, we'll go to Barney's."
Julian: "Barney?"
Sonny: "Not that Barney. A different Barney. A more expensive Barney."
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Delivery Guy: "So who's this?"
Julian: "Scuba Steve"
Delivery guy: "I had a doll like that once, but my ca, he bite his head off"
Julian: "What kind of cat would do that?"
Delivery guy: "YOU CALIING ME LIAR?"
Sonny: "Hey,take it easy."
Sonny: "Where I'm from is doing what I call doing the Hibbetty-Dibbetty. -Sonny"
Julian: "(social worker takes Julian away from Sonny) I wo'nt sing the Kangaroo Song anymore!! -Julian"
Sonny and Julian: "We're gonna go shopping at Barney's." "Barney??" "Not that Barney. A different more expensive Barney. -Sonny and Julian"
Sonny and Kevin: "You're not proposing, are ya?!" "Uh, yeah pal, I am." "Well, think about it! -Sonny and Kevin"
Sonny: "What you need a father figure, STOP PULLING YOUR SISTER"S HAIR!!! -Sonny"
Delivery Guy: "(to Arthur Brooks) I deliver to you before! You always order three piece of cheesecake! -Delivery Guy"
Waitress and Julian: "Waitress: Who do you want to win? Julian: The G-D D*mn Jets! -Waitress and Julian"
Julian: "He taught me to pee on a building and that styx is the greatest band in the world and the only got a bad rep because most critics are cynical A$$holes! -Julian"
Carin and Sonny: "Is that Kevin on the phone?" "No, it's my...Uncle Remus. -Carin and Sonny"
Kid in playground and Sonny: "What's rum?" "You don't know what rum is?" "Rumpelstiltskin? -Kid in playground and Sonny"
Delivery Guy and Tommy: "They go together like lamb and tunafish." "Lamb and tunafish?" "Maybe you prefer 'spaghetti and meatball'? Be more comfortable with that analogy? -Delivery Guy and Tommy"
Sonny: "You kick that ass during the day, but at night you have fun with Sonny. -Sonny"
Julian and Sonny: "Kangaroo song!!" "ALL RIIIIGHT!!! -Julian and Sonny"
Homeless Guy: "Sausage McMuffin... -Homeless Guy"
Kevin and Tommy: "Yes, me, the guy who shaved his ass to win a five dollar bet." "Prove it! -Kevin and Tommy"
Sonny and the Homeless Guy: "Hey Yappy, you stop talking to the kid I'll get you an Egg McMuffin." "How about a Sausage McMuffin with hash browns? -Sonny and the Homeless Guy"
Delivery guy: "Hip? Hip-hop? Hiphopanonymous? -Delivery guy"
Sonny: "The rabbit worked up his courage and asked the squirrel if he could have just the littlest squirrel kiss. -Sonny"
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