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Seinfeld

Debut: July 05, 1989

Ended: May 14, 1998

Debut: July 05, 1989

Ended: May 14, 1998

The lives and misadventures of four friends living in New York City,also known as" the show about nothing!"

Intros

Original pilot intro

100th episode intro

Posters

YouTube Videos

Quotes

Puddy: "We're the Devils! The Devils! YEAAAAAAH!"

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Soup Nazi: "No soup for you! -Soup Nazi"

George: "Hi, my name is George, I'm unemployed and I live with my parents. -George"

Jerry: "Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it. It's too risky. You get a sense of it and then you look away. -Jerry"

George: "I was in the Pool! -George"

Kramer: "I'm so keen-o, on Beefarino, what a delicious cuisine-o, fit for king and queen-o. -Kramer"

George: "Believe it or not George isn't at home please leave a message at the beep. I must be out or I'd pick up the phone, where could I be? Believe it or not I'm not home. -George"

Kramer: "Well, why go to a fine restaurant, when you can just stick something in the microwave? Why go to the park and fly a kite, when you can just pop a pill? -Kramer"

Elaine & Jerry: "Perhaps there's more to Newman than meets the eye. No, theres less. -Elaine & Jerry"

Kramer: "I'm at the corner of 1st and 1st... How can the same street intersect with itself? It must be at the nexus of the universe. -Kramer"

Kramer: "I'm Cosmo Kramer, the Assman! -Kramer"

Jerry: "Hmmm, Seven Costanza. Yep, I can see it now: Seven periods of school per day, seven beatings a day, seven stitches per beating, followed by seven years to life. -Jerry"

Elaine: "I dont know how you guys walk around with those things. -Elaine"

David Puddy: "Koko. That chimp's alright. High-five. -David Puddy"

George: "The summer of George!!!! -George"

Kenny Banya: "Why do they call it Ovaltine? The mug is round. The jar is round. They should call it Roundtine. That's gold Jerry, gold! -Kenny Banya"

Jerry: "That is one magic loogie! -Jerry"

Kramer: "Who dosen't want a Juinor Mint? It's chocolate, it's mint, it's delicious! -Kramer"

George: "::to Newman who doesn't want to deliver mail on a rainy day:: "What about the mailman's creed?!?!? Whether rain nor sleet nor snow.... it's the FIRST ONE!!!" -George"

George: "::singing:: "Cooo-stanza!!" -George"

Locate The Duplicate Entry For Seinfeld

Title	Date Added	Air Date
Seinfeld	05/01/2012	(1989 - 1998)
The Kids from Room 402	05/01/2012	(1999 - 2001)
The Looney Tunes Show	10/30/2013	(2011 - 2013)
Family Feud	05/01/2012	(1976)
Curb Your Enthusiasm	02/14/2015	(2000)

Comments

Quote O' Matic

Big Bird: "Where's Mr. Hooper so I can give him his picture?"

Maria: "Big Bird, don't you remember? We told you, Mr. Hooper died. He's dead. Remember?"

Big Bird: "Oh yeah. I remember. Well, I'll give it to him when he comes back."

Susan: "Big Bird, Mr. Hooper's not coming back."

Big Bird: "Why not?"

Susan: "Big Bird, when people die, they don't come back."

Big Bird: "Never?"

Susan: "No. Never."

Big Bird: "Why not?"

Luis: "Well Big Bird, they can't come back. They're dead."

Big Bird: "But, he's gotta come back. Who's gonna take care of the store?! And who's gonna make my birdseed milkshakes and tell me stories?!"

David: "Big Bird, I am going to take care of the store. Mr. Hooper left it to me. I will make you your birdseed milkshakes, We will tell you some stories and see that you okay."

Big Bird: "But it won't be the same."

Bob: "Yes, it won't be the same around here without him but, we can all be glad we got to know him, and be with him, and love him when he was here."

Susan: "And we still have our memories of him."

Big Bird: "But everything was just fine! Why did it have to be like this?!"

Gordon: "Big Bird, it has to be like this, because."

Big Bird: "Just because?"

Gordon: "Yes. Just because."

Big Bird: "Well, I'm gonna miss you Mr. Looper!"

Maria: "That's Hooper Big Bird, Hooper!"

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