"You been drinking, Mr. Munson?"
"I don't puke when I drink. I puke when I don't."
"Some of the dresses ya' got, ya' need two hairdos to wear."
"What is it about good sex that makes me have to crap? You really jarred something loose tiger."
"Take that, you freaky piece of shit. You don't mow another guy's lawn."
"Do me a favor, will you? Would you mind washing off that perfume before you come back to our table?"
"It's a small world; When you've got unbelievable tits, Roy."
"Sometimes when I wake up in the morning Mr. McCracken's already there."
"He said handSOME, not handLESS."
"Run for the hills everybody, there's a giant shit-cloud coming."
"Bye, Brother Munson; Bye, Whore."
"The world can really kick your ass. I only have a VAGUE recollection of when it wasn't kickin' mine."
"I didn't want to be the one to tell him, but with those narrow hips, that girl couldn't have more than 6 or 7 children!"