"Bite my shiny, metal ass!"
"Bite my shiny metal ass!
"Cool, just like in Star Tre--(door closes on him)OW!
"If anyone needs me i'll be in the angry dome. OOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
"That's the saltiest thing I ever tasted, and I once ate a big heaping bowl of salt.
"Were you just singing?"
"No I was telling you not to worry. I'm not allowed to sing... court order
"Watch out! I happen to have a very SEXY learning disorder. What do I call it, Kif?" "*sigh* Sex-lexsyia.
"I have mated with a women! Inform the crew!
amy, farnsworth, leela, hermes, bender, fry:
"amy : he knows when you are sleeping
fansworth: he knows when youre on the can
leela: he'll freaking blow your naughty ass from here to pakistan
hermes: you better not sleep, you better not move
bender: you're better off dead, im telling you
-amy, farnsworth, leela, hermes, bender, fry"
"Hello? Pizza delivery for…
[reading note] "I.C. Weiner"? Crud.
I always thought by this time in my life I'd be the one making the crank calls."
"pine trees have been extinct for over 800 years, fry yes, gone the way of the poodle and your primitive notions of modesty (takes off bathrobe) ahhhhhhh....brisk
"[The Professor shows Fry a large egg like pill] You want me to swallow that?!"
"Good news! It's a suppository!"
Fry and Leela, wondering what' Slurm's secret ingredient is:
"My God! What if the secret ingerdient is..people?? No, there's already a soda like that; Soylent Cola. How is it? It varies from person to person.
-Fry and Leela, wondering what' Slurm's secret ingredient is"
"So anyway, who are you people? Haven't I seen you in some copyrighted movie?
"[after being kicked out of a theme park] Yeah... well, I'm gonna go build my own theme park! With blackjack and hookers! In fact, forget the park!
"Let's face it, we're in hot butter here.
"No beer until you finish your tequila young lady!
"[taps her heels 3 times] There's no place like…
I wanna be the Wicked Witch of the West!"
Bender And Professor Farnsworth:
"Prof. Farnsworth: I'm Sure Bender's Just Made A Cutting Remark, But He Should Know That I Taped Over His Soap Operas To Make This Film.
-Bender And Professor Farnsworth"