Night Court
Debut: January 01, 1984
Ended: January 01, 1992

The honorable Judge Harry T. Stone is a young hip, jeans wearing, liberal eccentric; and he presides over New York Manhattan Night Court. The hilarity of this show stems from the incredible characters that pass through the courtrooms and solutions that Harry and his staff come up with.

Harry: "Pick a card, any card! -Harry"
Dan Fielding: "I'm Dan Fielding, King of Hanky Panky! -Dan Fielding"
Bull: "Ummmmmm-Kay! -Bull"
Bull Shannon: "Oooh-kay!"
Bull Shannon: "Am I going to understand this when I get older?"
Harry: "*leans over his bench* "Dan...*starts shifting through his hair*, may I suggest a medicated shampoo?"
Dan: "I'll tell you one thing I do NOT want to be, and that is one of those old, pathetic, eccentric bachelors living in some sleazy apartment with a dozen cats."
Harry: "You can have more than that!"
Dan: "Alright, TWO dozen cats!"
Harry: "Your life doesn't have to end up that way!"
Dan: "I don't have a life, Harry! I have a life*style*! Do you know how many women I've slept with?"
Harry: "It doesn't matter how many women you slept with! *Pauses* More than 100?"
Dan: "You know that slogan underneath the Golden Arches, the one that reads "Over 4 Billion Served"? Let's just say I'm competitive. *Harry sits down, shocked*"
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