"(Screaming in a panic)"
"Pterri, That is enough screaming for the for the secret word."
"It's not that, Pee-Wee. Look! (Continues screaming as the alarm sounds and Pee-Wee checks the kitchen)"
"FIRE! FIRE! FIRE! FIRE!"
"AHHHHHH! THERE'S A FIRE IN THE PLAYHOUSE!"
"What's your name, Kid?"
"Uh, Pee-Wee Herman!"
"Well, You listen to me, Pee-Wee Herman. Making prank phone calls is against the law! If I was such a nice guy, I would have take you downtown and throw you into jail! How would you like that?"
"No, Officer. I wouldn't want that. I have just learn my lesson."
Johnny Wilson (The Conky Repairman):
"I only a few more switches and we are all set. (After he fixes Conky he yells for Pee-Wee) PEE-WEE, We are ready."
"(Turns Conky on and Conky Starts up and everybody cheered as the happy fanfare played)How do you feel, Conky?"
"I feel Great!"
"(Screaming as the word "GREAT" flashes on the bottom of the screen)."
"So, What was the wrong with Conky?"
Johnny Wilson (The Conky Repairman):
"Well, It was nothing serious. He just needed a little tune up."
"JAMBI! HELP!!! (Knocks on Jambi's Box Several times, As Pee-Wee tries to grant a wish on his toothache not to be so painful)"
Jambi's answering machine:
"Hello, I am not here to grant your wish right now. So please write your name, and wish after the beep. And I'll be back to grant them just as soon as I can. (BEEP!)"
"Look what I got for you, Nice piece of foil for your foil ball."
"Oh, I forgot to tell you, Ricardo. My foil ball got so big, I could not keep it in the house (Everybody screams as the secret word: "HOUSE" flashes)"
"So, What did you do with it?"
"I donated it to the Foil Museum. But now I have rubber band ball."
"Well, That's good news. I have a rubber band for your rubber band ball."
"(Uses the portable can air horn to stop the kids from playing too rough and being out of control) Alright kids, I want to have a chat with you. Okay? (Everyone screams as the secret word: "OKAY" flashes) Now, A playhouse is a place where anybody can play. But you kids we're playing too loud, too noisy, and too rough. You cannot run around the playhouse, Screaming, and jumping on the furniture. You welcome to play anytime that you want. But for now, I want you to go home. And remember what said,"
"(After the kids left) They're all gone."
"Is there anything else that we can help, Firefighter Derrick?"
"Yes, A lot of these tips are available at your local fire department (gave Pee-Wee Herman a sticker that has his phone number) Here is my phone number. Make sure to put this near your telephone."
"So is that bread ready, yet?"
"No, Randy. The bread have burned because someone turned the temperature way up on the oven. Do you who could have done something stupid like that?"
"I did it! Heh-Heh-Heh"
"Randy, How could you?"
"Why did you do that for?"
"(All argues at once)"
"Why, Randy, Why?!?"
"I thought it would quicker if it's hotter."
"Randy, You know you were not suppose to touch the oven."
"Well, I am very sorry about the bread. I'll go down the bakery and get you another one."
"(Screaming as we see the secret word: "ONE" flashing)"
"Randy, I don't care about the bread, I care about the fire safety in the playhouse."
"Is everything okay?"
Pee-Wee Herman and Miss Yvonne:
"Well, Fortunately. There was not a fire, Just a bunch of smoke. Here is how it started (Shows Pee-Wee Herman and Miss Yvonne the burned bread)"
"Oh no, My bread."
"Sorry, I do love homemade bread."
"Gee, Firefighter Derrick. How could this have happen?"
"Well, Anything will burn like that at 700 degrees."
"700 degrees?!? But I set up the oven in 350 degrees. Didn't I, Pee-Wee."
"Yeah, Who could have done it?"
"Well, somebody must had turned it way up to 700 degrees."
Pee-wee (putting pajamas on his ventriloquist dummy, Billy Baloney):
"Mm-mm-la-la... there we go. Now one leg... the other leg. There now, Billy. Aren't those nice pajamas?"
"YES, THANK YOU!
Pee-wee and Billy:
"(Picture-Phone starts ringing)
I'LL GET IT!"
"Oh, sorry, Billy. I'll get it...
(Pee-wee runs to Picture-Phone, pulls down a desert-themed shade, pulls the lever, dons a fez, and picks up can-receiver)"
"Pee-wee's Playhouse; Pee-wee speaking...
(a hungry person on a couch comes on the screen)"
"Hey. I'd like to order a large pepperoni pizza, (cut back to Pee-wee, surprised) uh, two root beers, (cut back to hungry person) and a triple-scoop chocolate sundae with everything on it."
Pee-wee (holding his nose, as if to imitate a telephone operator):
"I'm sorry, please check the number again and be sure that you are dialing correctly.
(Hungry person stares blankly for a moment, hangs up)"
Pee-wee (takes off fez, pulls lever back):
"I love wrong numbers! (laughs)"
"AHHHHH! Breaks! Breaks!"
"Sorry, I did not mean to make the airplane stop!
(The Characters scream at the secret word, Stop)"
"[picture phone rings] I'll get it! I'll get it!
[answers] Pee-Wee's Playhouse, Pee-Wee speaking."
"[2x] ♪Connect the dots, la la la la♪"
"Hey, Pee-wee, it's time to play with me."
"Ok, Magic Screen. Here I come."
"Conky 2000. Ready to assist you, Pee-wee."
"Moo hoo! Pee-wee!"
"Presenting his majesty... The King of Cartoons!"
"Wish? Did somebody say wish?"
King of Cartoons:
"Let the cartoon... begin."