Father Ted

Debut: January 01, 1995

Ended: January 01, 1998

Three Irish priests living on craggy island, a very isolated island with few inhabitants, off the coast of Ireland, and the havoc that they call their lives. Not forgeting their "ever trying to impress" housekeeper Mrs Doyle.

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Title	Date Added	Air Date
Father Ted	05/01/2012	(1995 - 1998)
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That '70s Show	05/01/2012	(1998 - 2006)
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FM	05/01/2012	(1989 - 1990)
The Godzilla Power Hour	05/01/2012	(1978 - 1981)

Intros

Posters

Quotes

Father Ted: "We could make like the rapper, Snoop Doggy Dog. It'd go something like... 'Take that lump of sugar baby you know you want it!' -Father Ted"

Eoin McLove: "I have no willy. -Eoin McLove"

Father Ted (to Dougal): "These cows are small. But the ones out there are far away. Small...... Far away. -Father Ted (to Dougal)"

Father Jack: "NUNS!! REVERSE! REVERSE! -Father Jack"

Jack and Dougal: "Jack: There they lie in wait like wolves. The smell of blood in their nostrils. Waiting. Interminably waiting. AND THEN........ Dougal: He's right you know. -Jack and Dougal"

Comments

Quote O' Matic

Winston Smith: "[reads from Goldstein's book] "In accordance to the principles of Doublethink, it does not matter if the war is not real, or when it is, that victory is not possible. The war is not meant to be won. It is meant to be continuous. The essential act of modern warfare is the destruction of the produce of human labor. A hierarchical society is only possible on the basis of poverty and ignorance."

Winston Smith: "In principle, the war effort is always planned to keep society on the brink of starvation. The war is waged by the ruling group against its own subjects. And its object is not victory over Eurasia or Eastasia, but to keep the very structure of society intact." Julia? Are you awake? There is truth, and there is untruth. To be in a minority of one doesn't make you mad."

Added By: Clint_Olson

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