Father Ted
Debut: January 01, 1995
Ended: January 01, 1998
Debut: January 01, 1995
Ended: January 01, 1998

Three Irish priests living on craggy island, a very isolated island with few inhabitants, off the coast of Ireland, and the havoc that they call their lives. Not forgeting their "ever trying to impress" housekeeper Mrs Doyle.

Father Ted: "We could make like the rapper, Snoop Doggy Dog. It'd go something like... 'Take that lump of sugar baby you know you want it!' -Father Ted"
Eoin McLove: "I have no willy. -Eoin McLove"
Father Ted (to Dougal): "These cows are small. But the ones out there are far away. Small...... Far away. -Father Ted (to Dougal)"
Father Jack: "NUNS!! REVERSE! REVERSE! -Father Jack"
Jack and Dougal: "Jack: There they lie in wait like wolves. The smell of blood in their nostrils. Waiting. Interminably waiting. AND THEN........ Dougal: He's right you know. -Jack and Dougal"
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