Invader ZIM
Debut: March 30, 2001
Ended: August 19, 2006

Invader Zim is an American animated television series created by Jhonen Vasquez. The show premiered on Nickelodeon on March 30, 2001. The series involves an extraterrestrial named Zim who originates from a planet called Irk, and his ongoing mission to conquer and destroy Earth. His various attempts to subjugate and destroy the human race are invariably undermined by some combination of his own ineptitude, his malfunctioning robot servant GIR, and a young paranormal investigator named Dib, one of the very few people attentive enough to be aware of Zim's identity.

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Zim: "Dumb like a moose, Dib! Dumb like a moose!"
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ZIM: "Has anyone ever escaped?"
Sgt. Shriver: "The only guy who ever escaped, never made it out."
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GIR: "The plug thing! IT'S NOT PLUGGED!"
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ZIM: "Why was there BACON IN THE SOAP?"
GIR: "I made it myself!"
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ZIM: "Shut your noise tube, taco human!"
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ZIM: "Computer, give me all the information you have on the FBI."
Computer: "The FBI is a government law enforcement agency."
ZIM: "Continue."
Computer: "Insufficient data."
ZIM: ""Insufficient data"? Can't you just make an educated guess?"
Computer: "O... kay... Um, founded in 1492 by, uh... demons, the FBI is a crack law enforcement agency designed to... uh, I dunno, fight... aliens?"
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Desmond Flapp: "You're the one we've been waiting for! The one foretold in the prophecies, told by... Frank!"
Frank: "Yup. Told you he'd come."
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Ms. Bitters: "Children, your performance was miserable. Your parents will all receive phone calls instructing them to love you less now."
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Dib: "Sorry... I'm late... horrible... nightmare visions..."
Ms. Bitters: "It's called life, Dib. Sit down."
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ZIM: "Be gone with you! I've had enough of your nonsense from your smelly mouth filled with... corn!"
Dib: "I haven't been eating corn!"
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Dib: "You can't make me look! I'll just shut my eyes."
ZIM: "Oh, you'll open them. You have to breathe sometime."
Dib: "No I- wait... what do my eyes have to do with breathing?"
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ZIM: "(Talking with mouth full of waffles) For this plan I will create a- (swallows) Hey, these aren't bad. What's in 'em?"
GIR: "There's waffle in 'em!"
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GIR: "Tell me a story about giant pigs!"
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ZIM: "What have you done to the telescope?"
GIR: "Nothin'"
ZIM: "You haven't touched it? Something is broken and it's not your fault?"
GIR: "I know, I'm scared too."
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