Fran:
"You will all be remembered."
Audience Member:
"And so will you!"
Fran:
"With much gratitude, thank you very very much. God bless, and think peace. Good night everybody!
(Last lines on the final episode)"
Ms. Fine:
"HURRY UP KIDS, THE LIMO'S WAITING! I love saying that!"
Niles:
"And I love hearing it."
Ms. Fine:
"MR. SHEFFIELD!!"
Fran:
"You're pretty cocky for a tall, handsome, rich charming guy.
-Fran"
Fran:
"Honey, as long as *I* am living under *your* roof you will do as I say."
Val Fran:
"Val: The bank robber took your mother. Fran: Oh, my god! That poor man!"
Niles:
"Did Caca do a no-no in the kitchen?"
Gracie Fran:
"Look Fran, giant Barbie Dolls.' 'No Honey, these toys are for boys."
Fran:
"Fran: I saw Mr. Sheffield naked in the shower."
Fran:
"As appealing as Hepatitis sounds, yellow's just not my color."
Max:
"[to Fran] Have you seen Gracie's Halloween costume? She looks a bit more like a trick than a treat."
Fran :
"You know, I've got half a mind..."
Max:
"No argument there!"
Philippe:
"Your queen looks like a man."
Mr. Sheffield Niles:
"Can you keep a secret?' 'Well, I'm good until I meet the next person.
-Mr. Sheffield Niles"
C.C. Niles:
"I couldn't put a foot out of bed this morning. Niles: Did someone put a rock on your coffin again?"
C.C. Niles:
"I feel like I have died and gone to heaven.' 'I have that dream, too, but you go in the other direction.
-C.C. Niles"
C.C. Niles:
"C.C.: I wouldn't be caught dead in that dress. Niles: You'd have to be dead six months to fit in it.
-C.C. Niles"
Fran C.C.:
"Fran: Question. When they shot Bambi's mother, did you find that a sad moment... at all? C.C.: I'm sure she's mounted on a nice wall in a fine home somewhere.
-Fran C.C."
Niles:
"Oh, what are you doing here, the sun is up.
-Niles"
Niles:
"You know, the next time you give your clothes away, why don't you just stay in them?
-Niles"