Green Acres
Debut: January 01, 1965
Ended: January 01, 1971
Debut: January 01, 1965
Ended: January 01, 1971

Green Acres was set in Hooterville. In Green Acres, Oliver Wendell Douglas was a lawyer, who decided to get close to nature and buy a 160-acre run down farm in the Hooterville Along with him, came his extravagant wife, Lisa, who wanted nothing to do with farm life, she preferred living in New York.

Sam Drucker Hank Kimball: "'Call the sheriff.' 'OK. Sheriff.' 'No. On the phone.' -Sam Drucker Hank Kimball"
Mr. Kimball: "Tomatoes are the dumbest of all plants. Did you know their IQ is hardly above what a 6-year old child's is? -Mr. Kimball"
Lisa Douglas Oliver Douglas: "'Why do you want to irritate your corn?' 'Irrigate. It means put water on it.' 'Won't that irritate it?' -Lisa Douglas Oliver Douglas"
Oliver Douglas: "You mallet head! -Oliver Douglas"
Ed Dawson Fred Ziffel: "'Mr. Ziffel, notice where your wife's standing? Under the mistletoe!' 'Why don't you mind your own business?' -Ed Dawson Fred Ziffel"
Mr. Haney: "Learning to like wallpaper is like pushing a purple straw hat through a keyhole. -Mr. Haney"
Oliver: "New York is a rat race, and the rats are winning. -Oliver"
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