"I'll get those Plumbers!"
Kooky Von Koopa:
"Boy, am I smart!"
"All that running around has made you grouchy! It's time for a nice long 10,000 year nap."
"I like long naps, but not THAT long!"
"Geez, will you cut it out? I've had more hugging than I could stand today."
Junior to the koopa kids:
"Mondo Bizarro, dudes! (the koopa kids stare)"
"Ssssshhhh! That lasagna looks good!"
"(in the giant Kurubi shoe) You'll never escape the wrath of THIS shoe!"
"Your history, Koopa breath!"
"You'll never escape the wrathful sole of this shoe!"
"Blame it on the rain? Heh, heh. Blame it on King Koopa!"
"That was my favorite record!"
Kootie Pie Koopa:
"I wanna see Milli Vanilli!"
"Hello New York!"
Mario and Luigi:
"Super Mario Bros.!"
"Ha ha. Kind of, but Luigi and I will fix it."