"There is nothing wrong with the brakes, I checked them myself. See for yourself, I have them right here."
"The oppisites is over."
"Dahyaaa, I heard thee."
"Where does the stork find them, and why dose he send 'em to me."
"I want you to copy out this dictionary in its entirety ten times."
"No Problem Senorita, you may use my hairdryer (one gunshot sound, and hat flies off) Stupidos, you could have killed us both, I said "Dryer"."
"Si, Si... Si Senor"
"Get off my bus."
El Capitan (executioner):
Executionee (varios stars from the show):
"Wait A Minute!! Wait a Minute... Stop The Execution..."
"What eez eet dees time..."
"Wait a minute, wait a minute...stop the execution!
"You Can't Do That on Television is a Killing Time production. [kills clock with the hammer]
"Roll the credits!
"I'll be glad when we finally get the dishwasher fixed.
"Valarie: He has a point. Lance: Don't encourage him!
"Where does the school board find them and why do they keep sending them to me?
"DON'T ENCOURAGE YOUR MOTHER!!!
Christine (after opposite sketches):
"Back to reality!
-Christine (after opposite sketches)"
"And now it's time for some Opposite Sketches!