"Who do you think's in the burger?
"Dddyyyaaaaiiiii heard that
"Sometimes, it's so easy, I'm ashamed of myself.
"Vanessa, don't feed the cat under the table. Feed him on top of the table, instead!
"The A-Team makes one cup of coffee last five hours will not be seen at this time so that we may bring you a show for people with lots of time on their hands and nothing better to do.
"Mr Rodgers Vandalizes the neighborhood will not be seen at this time so that we may bring you this show which we managed to steal.
"That is one sneaky kid.
"I don't know
"Blue Skies, Barthy Burgers, Girls...
"Just another introduction the opposite sketches
"Freedom! Blue Skies! Barthie Burges! Girls!!!
"And now it's time for some Opposite Sketches!
Christine (after opposite sketches):
"Back to reality!
-Christine (after opposite sketches)"
"DON'T ENCOURAGE YOUR MOTHER!!!
"Where does the school board find them and why do they keep sending them to me?
"Valarie: He has a point. Lance: Don't encourage him!
"I'll be glad when we finally get the dishwasher fixed.
"Roll the credits!
"You Can't Do That on Television is a Killing Time production. [kills clock with the hammer]