Ferris Bueller's Day Off
Release: June 11, 1986

Ferris is a street-wise kid who knows all the tricks. Today he decides to take the day off school. When Ferris takes the day off, so must his best friends, Cameron and Sloane. Cameron is reluctantly persuaded to borrow his father's Ferrari, and together they hatch a plan to get Sloane out of class. Suspicious dean of students Ed Rooney knows all about Ferris, but can never catch him. Ferris' sister Jeanie is also frustrated that Ferris always gets away with his tricks and she doesn't. Furthermore, Ferris is an 'angel' in his parents eyes. It's Ferris' day off, he's out to enjoy himself, and he does!

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Ferris: "You're still here? It's over. Go home."
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Ferris Bueller: "Where's your brain"
Cameron Frye: "Why'd you hit me"
Ferris Buller: "Where's your brain"
Cameron Frye: "Why'd you hit me"
Ferris Buller: "Where's your brain"
Cameron Frye: "I'd asked first"
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Ferris Buller: "Life moves pretty fast if you don't stop and look around once a while you can miss it"
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Cameron Frye: "Ferris Bueller, you're my hero."
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Ferris Bueller: "[after his parents have left, thinking he is ill] They bought it. Incredible! One of the worst performances of my career and they never doubted it for a second. How could I possibly be expected to handle school on a day like this? This is my ninth sick day this semester. It's getting pretty tough coming up with new illnesses. If I go for ten, I'm probably gonna have to barf up a lung, so I'd better make this one count. The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specif"
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Sloane: "Hey Cameron, you comfortable?"
Cameron: "Hey Sloane, no."
Sloane: "So what are we going to do?"
Ferris: "The question isn't what we are going to do, it's what aren't we going to do."
Cameron: "Please say we're not going to take the car. Please say we're not going to take the car."
Ferris: "If you had a car like this, would you bring it back? Neither would I."
Ferris: "Do you have a kiss for Daddy?"
Druggie: "You never told me your name."
Jeanie: "Well, it's Jeanie but most guys call me Shawna."
Druggie: "Ok, Jeanie."
Ferris: "(Regarding John Lennon's "God") He had a good point. After all, he was the walrus. I could be the walrus and I'd still have to bum rides off of people."
Rooney: "What's the score?"
Bartender: "Nothin' - nothin'"
Rooney: "Who's winning?"
Bartender: "The Bears"
Rooney: "I love baseball."
Jeanie: "(Still on the house intercom) I'd also like to add that I've got my father's gun and a SCORCHING case of herpes."
Jeanie: "(On the house intercom) "Excuse me"
Jeanie: "(To Ferris as the parents look away) "Bite the big one, Junior!""
Principle Rooney: "Whats the score?"
Bartender: "2-2."
Rooney: "Who's winning?"
Bartender: "The Bears!"
Rooney: "I Love Baseball."
Ferris: "Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you'd have a diamond!"
Cameron: "(Ranting about his dad) "YOU DON'T LOVE ME! YOU LOVE A CAR!""
Ferris Bueller: "I do have a test today, that wasn't a bull**** .It's on European Socialism. I mean, really, what's the point? I'm not European. I don't plan on being European. So, who gives a crap if they're Socialists? They could be fascist anarchists, it still wouldn't change the fact that I don't own a car."
Ferris: "If you had access to a car like this, would you take it back right away? Neither would I."
Ferris and Sloane: "Ferris: What is he doing? Sloane: He's licking the glass and making obscene gestures with his hands. -Ferris and Sloane"
Ferris and Cameron: "Cameron: He knows the milage Ferris. Ferris: So, whatever miles we put on, we'll take off. Cameron: How? Ferris: We'll drive home backwards! -Ferris and Cameron"
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