Ferris:
"You're still here? It's over. Go home."
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Ferris Bueller:
"Where's your brain"
Cameron Frye:
"Why'd you hit me"
Ferris Buller:
"Where's your brain"
Cameron Frye:
"Why'd you hit me"
Ferris Buller:
"Where's your brain"
Cameron Frye:
"I'd asked first"
Ferris Buller:
"Life moves pretty fast if you don't stop and look around once a while you can miss it"
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Cameron Frye:
"Ferris Bueller, you're my hero."
Ferris Bueller:
"[after his parents have left, thinking he is ill] They bought it. Incredible! One of the worst performances of my career and they never doubted it for a second. How could I possibly be expected to handle school on a day like this? This is my ninth sick day this semester. It's getting pretty tough coming up with new illnesses. If I go for ten, I'm probably gonna have to barf up a lung, so I'd better make this one count. The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specif"
Sloane:
"Hey Cameron, you comfortable?"
Cameron:
"Hey Sloane, no."
Sloane:
"So what are we going to do?"
Ferris:
"The question isn't what we are going to do, it's what aren't we going to do."
Cameron:
"Please say we're not going to take the car. Please say we're not going to take the car."
Ferris:
"If you had a car like this, would you bring it back? Neither would I."
Ferris:
"Do you have a kiss for Daddy?"
Druggie:
"You never told me your name."
Jeanie:
"Well, it's Jeanie but most guys call me Shawna."
Druggie:
"Ok, Jeanie."
Ferris:
"(Regarding John Lennon's "God") He had a good point. After all, he was the walrus. I could be the walrus and I'd still have to bum rides off of people."
Rooney:
"What's the score?"
Bartender:
"Nothin' - nothin'"
Rooney:
"Who's winning?"
Bartender:
"The Bears"
Rooney:
"I love baseball."
Jeanie:
"(Still on the house intercom) I'd also like to add that I've got my father's gun and a SCORCHING case of herpes."
Jeanie:
"(On the house intercom) "Excuse me"
Jeanie:
"(To Ferris as the parents look away) "Bite the big one, Junior!""
Principle Rooney:
"Whats the score?"
Bartender:
"2-2."
Rooney:
"Who's winning?"
Bartender:
"The Bears!"
Rooney:
"I Love Baseball."
Ferris:
"Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you'd have a diamond!"
Cameron:
"(Ranting about his dad) "YOU DON'T LOVE ME! YOU LOVE A CAR!""
Ferris Bueller:
"I do have a test today, that wasn't a bull**** .It's on European Socialism. I mean, really, what's the point? I'm not European. I don't plan on being European. So, who gives a crap if they're Socialists? They could be fascist anarchists, it still wouldn't change the fact that I don't own a car."
Ferris:
"If you had access to a car like this, would you take it back right away? Neither would I."
Ferris and Sloane:
"Ferris: What is he doing?
Sloane: He's licking the glass and making obscene gestures with his hands.
-Ferris and Sloane"
Ferris and Cameron:
"Cameron: He knows the milage Ferris. Ferris: So, whatever miles we put on, we'll take off. Cameron: How? Ferris: We'll drive home backwards!
-Ferris and Cameron"
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