Army of Darkness
Release: October 09, 1992
Release: October 09, 1992

After witnessing his world literally turned upside down in a vortex at the end of Evil Dead 2, Ash is sucked back into the dark ages, Necronomicum in tow. Armed with chainsaw and boomstick, Ash carries on dealing death to the deadites and spawns an evil clone along the way. Campy, slapstick mayhem ensues, with Campbell at his hammy best.

Store Clerk: "Did you say the words right this time?"
I had a wonderful girlfriend, Linda. Together we drove to a small cabin in the m: "Necronomicon Exmortis. The Book of the Dead. Bound in human flesh and inked in blood, this ancient Sumarian text contained bizarre burial rights, funeral incantations, and demon resurrection passages, it was never meant for the world of the living. The book awoke something dark in the woods. Something evil."
Arthur: "Are all men from the future loud mouthed braggarts?"
Ash: "Nope. Just me, baby. Just me."
Ash: "Name's Ash. [cocks rifle] Housewares."
Ash: "Now whoa, whoa, whoa right there, spinach chin!"
Ash: "It's a trick. Get an axe."
Deadite Skeleton: "Welcome back to the land of the living. Now get a shovel and start digging!"
Ash: "Good.... Bad.... I'm the one with the gun."
Ash: "oooh Thats got to hurt!"
Ash: "Groovy!!"
ash: "ash to townfole:GO AHEAD,CRY TO MAMA!AS FOR ME....IM GOONA FIGHT. -ash"
Ash: "Maybe. Just maybe my boys can protect the book. Yeah, and maybe I'm a Chinese jet pilot. -Ash"
Ash: "Hail to the king, baby -Ash"
Ash: "Madame Im afraid im gonna have to ask you to leave the store. -Ash"
Ash: "Listen up you primitive screwheads, this is my BOOMSTICK! -Ash"
Shela & Ash: "- But what of all those sweet words you spoke in private? - Oh that's just what we call pillow talk, baby, that's all. -Shela & Ash"
Sheila and Evil Ash: "- Don't touch me! You foul thing! - Your gonna learn to love me, missy. -Sheila and Evil Ash"
Evil Sheila: "I may be bad... but I feel gooood. -Evil Sheila"
Ash: "Keep your damn filthy bones outta my mouth. -Ash"
Ash: "I Got It! I Got It! I Got Your Damn Words! -Ash"
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