"LALALALALALALALALA! I AM NOT LISTENING TO JEFFREY, BUT HE IS STILL TALKING! (Turning to Jeffrey) I am NOT listening to you!"
"Todd's looking for you. He is really pissed. You know what he said? This is your worst fuck up ever. Personally, I don't think that's true."
"This is the cleanest and nicest police car I've ever been in in my life. This thing's nicer than my apartment."
"(As he gives the keys to the Harrow Club valet) "Can you put this in a good spot? 'Cause all of this shit happened the last time I parked here.""
"I remember you used to drive that crappy blue Chevy Nova. What are you driving now?"
"Same crappy blue Chevy Nova."
"For one last time, what are you doing in Beverly Hills?"
Axel and Bogomil:
"I'M ON VACATION!!!"
"I don't think that one drink is going to kill us, Billy."
"I see you're still breakin' into people's houses."
"What do you expect with that lock? Why don't you buy a real fuckin' lock for that thing?"
"No, I've got my pistol. I'll pop a cap in somebody!"
"WE'RE TALKING ABOUT A FRIEND OF MINE HERE!"
"Yes we are, aren't we? Now let's look at the facts. 1-A hoodlum friend. 2-A professional hit. 3-In a cop's apartment! This whole things stinks to high Heaven!"
Axel Foley/Jenny Summers:
"A: Is this your car?". J: "Oh, no. In Beverly Hills, we just take whichever car is closest.
-Axel Foley/Jenny Summers"
Detective Billy Rosewood:
"Wow. You know, it says here that by the time the average American is fifty, he has five pounds of undigested red meat in his bowels.
-Detective Billy Rosewood"
Detective Inspector Todd:
"Do you think I walked into this town from the cotton fields? Whoever killed your friend wasn't worried about your narrow ass, otherwise you'd be laying next to him in that meet wagon!
-Detective Inspector Todd"
"Do you want it with a lemon twist?
"We've got cocaine and coffee. We're gonna get wired and have a big party.
"Disturbin' the peace?! I got thrown out of a window! Then what do you call being hit by a car, jay-walking?!