Cabin Boy
Release: December 09, 1994

A foul-mouthed finishing school graduate mistakenly winds up on an ill-fated fishing boat, and faces the wrath of a crew that considers him bad luck.

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Nathaniel: "I overheard the captain saying it would be jolly-jack splendid to spend a fortnight or two in Hawaii."
Kenny: "Yea... that sounds like the captain... you do good impressions."
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Paps: "Okay, you icy bastard, how about a hot cup-a joe!"
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Captain Graybar: "When I go ashore and get my pay, I'll go and meet my Essie May. She'll hike her skirt and toss her shoe. She'll clean my pipes, my buddies' too. Don't need a church to find my way 'cause I've found heaven with Essie May."
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Nathaniel: "I'm sorry, sir. I was just pondering what drifter's corpse you stole those shoes from."
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Cupcake: "Now I know what you're thinking. "What could be stranger than a big fatass floatin' cupcake?" Heh. How about one that spits tobacco?"
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Nathaniel: "I just don't get it! She seems totally uninterested in me, despite my smothering obsessiveness!"
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Old Salt: "Would you like to buy a monkey?"
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Nathaniel: "These pipes are clean!"
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