Happy Gilmore
Release: February 16, 1996
Release: February 16, 1996

Adam Sandler stars in one of his most funniest movies. Happy Gilmore has wanted to play hockey since he was a kid, but has a real anger issue. (He holds two records on his high school hockey team:Most Time Spent In The Penalty Box and The First Person To Take Off Their Skate And Try To Stab Someone With It.) When his grandmother's house is repossessed, he accidentally discovers a talent for golf inside of him. He enters a tournament and must face the pro of the circuit, Shooter McGavin, to win back the house and bring some fun to the game of golf. Ben Stiller guest stars as the nasty orderly of the retirement home Mrs. Gilmore is sent to.

Happy: "I'd rather punch that guy in the face right now but I can't, you know, because I'd get in trouble. I bet you get a lot of that on "Let's Make A Deal"."
Bob Barker: "It's "The Price is Right", Happy."
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Happy Gilmore: "You want a piece of me, pal?"
Bob Barker: "I don't want a piece, I want the whole thing!"
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Mr. Larsen: "That's two thus far Shooter."
Shooter: "So you can count. Good for you."
Mr. Larsen: "And you can count --- on me waiting for you out in the parking lot."
The crowd: "Oooooh. Run Shooter."
Jeering Man: "Hey Gilmore, you suck you jackass."
Happy Gilmore: "Why don't you shut the hell up? I would like to hit him, but I can't. I bet you get a lot of that on Let's Make A Deal."
Bob Barker: "It's The Price is Right Happy."
Happy Gilmore: "That guy is driving me crazy."
Bob Barker: "You know what's driving me crazy? You not getting the ball into the hole."
Bob Barker: "This guy sucks."
Shooter: "Just stay out of my way, or you'll pay. Listen to what I say."
Happy Gilmore: "Why don't I just roll in the hay? I can make things out of clay."
Happy To Bob Barker: "Now your'e gonna get it, Bobby!!! -Happy To Bob Barker"
Happy: "-high pitched voice- somebodys closer! -Happy"
Bob Barker: "I can't believe you're a professional golfer. I think you should be working at the snack bar. -Bob Barker"
Grandma and Happy: "So tell me, how's that nice girlfriend of yours?" "Oh, she got hit by a car she's dead. -Grandma and Happy"
Happy: "Golf is for people with goofy pants and fat A$$es. you should talk to my neighbor. Huge A$$. -Happy"
Shooter's Assistant: "You may as well buy some lotion Gilmore cuz you're never gonna get out of that sand ya jackass! -Shooter's Assistant"
Happy and Virginia: "Happy: I am a hockey Player! Virginia: Really? What team do you play for? -Happy and Virginia"
Shooter's friend: "You will not make this putt Jack@ss!! -Shooter's friend"
Happy to Bob Barker: "The Price is wrong B*tch!!! -Happy to Bob Barker"
Meesta meesta lady: "Meesta Meesta Get me outa here!!! -Meesta meesta lady"
Happy: "What? Freinds listen to endless love in the dark.... -Happy"
Happy and shooter: "Shooter: I eat peices of sh*t like you for breakfast in the morning. Happy: You eat peices of sh*t for breakfast in the morning? Shooter: No! -Happy and shooter"
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