"I'd rather punch that guy in the face right now but I can't, you know, because I'd get in trouble. I bet you get a lot of that on "Let's Make A Deal"."
"It's "The Price is Right", Happy."
"You want a piece of me, pal?"
"I don't want a piece, I want the whole thing!"
"That's two thus far Shooter."
"So you can count. Good for you."
"And you can count --- on me waiting for you out in the parking lot."
"Oooooh. Run Shooter."
"Hey Gilmore, you suck you jackass."
"Why don't you shut the hell up? I would like to hit him, but I can't. I bet you get a lot of that on Let's Make A Deal."
"It's The Price is Right Happy."
"That guy is driving me crazy."
"You know what's driving me crazy? You not getting the ball into the hole."
"This guy sucks."
"Just stay out of my way, or you'll pay. Listen to what I say."
"Why don't I just roll in the hay? I can make things out of clay."
Happy To Bob Barker:
"Now your'e gonna get it, Bobby!!!
-Happy To Bob Barker"
"-high pitched voice- somebodys closer!
"YOU'RE GUNNA DIE CLOWN!
"I can't believe you're a professional golfer. I think you should be working at the snack bar.
Grandma and Happy:
"So tell me, how's that nice girlfriend of yours?"
"Oh, she got hit by a car she's dead.
-Grandma and Happy"
"Golf is for people with goofy pants and fat A$$es. you should talk to my neighbor. Huge A$$.
"You may as well buy some lotion Gilmore cuz you're never gonna get out of that sand ya jackass!
Happy and Virginia:
"Happy: I am a hockey Player!
Virginia: Really? What team do you play for?
-Happy and Virginia"
"You will not make this putt Jack@ss!!
Happy to Bob Barker:
"The Price is wrong B*tch!!!
-Happy to Bob Barker"
Meesta meesta lady:
"Meesta Meesta Get me outa here!!!
-Meesta meesta lady"
"What? Freinds listen to endless love in the dark....
Happy and shooter:
"Shooter: I eat peices of sh*t like you for breakfast in the morning.
Happy: You eat peices of sh*t for breakfast in the morning?
-Happy and shooter"