Horrible Bosses
Release: July 08, 2011

Simultaneously fed up with their tyrannical bosses, three friends hire a "murder consultant" to kill them.

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Nick: "We'll learn the metric system. We gotta buy coats and sweaters and learn hockey and all that shit."
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Kurt: "This place is awful. It's like The Sharper Image took a shit in here."
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Dr. Julia: "Well, Shabbat Shalom, somebody's circumcised!"
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Nick: "Strangely enough, lucky for Kurt, there's no laws on the books against putting people's toiletries up your ass."
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Dale: "No one's going to pay you to be a husband, unless you marry Oprah."
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Nick: "I get to work before the sun comes up, and I leave long after it's gone down. I haven't had sex in 6 months with someone other than myself. And the only thing in my refrigerator is an old lime. Could be a kiwi, no way to tell."
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Kurt: "Technically, I think it's immoral not to kill him."
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Dave: " Listen to me, you stupid little runt. I OWN YOU. You're my BITCH! So don't walk around here thinking you have free will because you DON'T. I can break you anytime I want!"
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Wetwork Man: "Are you kidding me? I've driven all this way and nobody wants to get pissed on?"
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Dale: "What is "deliberately" undressed? You accidentally get undressed?"
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Dale: "You don't put a playground next to a bar. That's entrapment."
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Kurt: "Your father told me very clearly that he would rather die than save money and hurt people."
Bobby: "Well, guess what? Looks like we're right on schedule then."
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Kurt: "I'd like to bend her over a barrel and show her the fifty states."
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Dave: " Life is a marathon and you cannot win a marathon without putting a few Band-Aids on your nipples!"
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