"The royal penis is clean your highness"
"Son, I'm just gonna tell you this one time."
"You want to keep working here? Stay off the drugs!"
"Oh, it was most exhilarating! The Giants of New York took on the Packers of Green Bay, and in the end, the Giants triumphed by kicking an oblong ball made of pigskin through a big H! It was a most gripping victory!"
"(To McDowell) Sir, I was wondering, did you happen to catch the professional football contest on television last night?"
"No, I didn't."
"what kind of games did you play in africa. chase the monkey.
King of Zamunda:
"Who am I to change the rules? (Queen of Zamunda) I thought you were the King.
-King of Zamunda"
Barber (Eddie Murphy):
"F you, F you, and F you! Who's next?
-Barber (Eddie Murphy)"
Barber Shop worker:
"NO YOU DID NOT meet Dr. Martin Luther the King!
-Barber Shop worker"
"Bark like a dog....a little dog.
"Norbert! We're back on top!
"And while yall are in the clapping mood, how bout a big round of applause for my band.....SEXUAL CHOCOLATE
"The royal penis is clean Your Highness