Prince Akeem:
"Sir, did you happen to catch the professional football contest on television last night?"
Cleo:
"No, I didn't."
Prince Akeem:
"Oh sir, the Giants of New York took on the Packers of Green Bay. And in the end, the Giants triumphed by kicking an oblong ball made of pigskin through a big "H". It was a most ripping victory."
Cleo:
"Look... me and the McDonald's people got this little misunderstanding. See, they're McDonald's... I'm McDowell's. They got the Golden Arches, mine is the Golden Arcs. They got the Big Mac, I got the Big Mick. We both got two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles and onions, but they use a sesame seed bun. My buns have no seeds."
Cleo:
"See: they're McDonald's; i'm McDowell's."
Topless female:
"The royal penis is clean your highness"
Simee:
"Hippopotamus sh*t!"
McDowell:
"Son, I'm just gonna tell you this one time."
Akeem:
"Yes?"
McDowell:
"You want to keep working here? Stay off the drugs!"
Akeem:
"Yes sir!"
Akeem:
"Oh, it was most exhilarating! The Giants of New York took on the Packers of Green Bay, and in the end, the Giants triumphed by kicking an oblong ball made of pigskin through a big H! It was a most gripping victory!"
Akeem:
"(To McDowell) Sir, I was wondering, did you happen to catch the professional football contest on television last night?"
McDowell:
"No, I didn't."
darryl:
"what kind of games did you play in africa. chase the monkey.
-darryl"
King of Zamunda:
"Who am I to change the rules? (Queen of Zamunda) I thought you were the King.
-King of Zamunda"
Barber (Eddie Murphy):
"F you, F you, and F you! Who's next?
-Barber (Eddie Murphy)"
Barber Shop worker:
"NO YOU DID NOT meet Dr. Martin Luther the King!
-Barber Shop worker"
Prince Akeem:
"Bark like a dog....a little dog.
-Prince Akeem"
Don Ameche:
"Norbert! We're back on top!
-Don Ameche"
Randy Watson:
"And while yall are in the clapping mood, how bout a big round of applause for my band.....SEXUAL CHOCOLATE
-Randy Watson"
Bather:
"The royal penis is clean Your Highness
-Bather"
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