Jacine:
"Who was that furry blue creature?"
Animal:
"That my kind of fella."
Oscar the Grouch to Rizzo the rat.:
"I never had a rat in my trashcan before, it might be kind of nice."
Miss Piggy:
"OH green fuzzy flipper slippers oh divine have them gift wrapped!"
Mrs. Bear:
"Aww, aren't they adorable?"
Oscar:
"Hey, don't encourage them!"
Snowman:
"You'll be sorry! It's cold enough to freeze your winnebago!"
Kermit:
"Hark! What do I hear?"
Gonzo:
"We were about to make some turkey hash."
Kermit:
"No, no, listen! Me thinks me hears carolers!"
Fozzie:
"Ah, Christmas, time for Santa Clause and his eight fancy rein-bear."
Snowman:
"That's reindeer."
Fozzie:
"No, that's snow, darling!"
Fozzie:
"Ah, Christmas, time for Santa Clause and his eight fancy rein-bear."
Snowman:
"That's reindeer."
Fozzie:
"No, that's snow, darling!"
Rowlf:
"Whoa, boy, is this piano out of tune! I love out-of-tune pianos."
Statler:
"We'd love to see your act."
Waldorf:
"But we'd hate to miss your act."
Statler:
"In fact, we'd love to *hate* your act!"
Janice:
"Hey everybody, look what I've got: Christmas cookies!"
Cookie Monster:
"COOKIE!"
Fozzie:
"Kermit, you look worried. I know exactly what you need--comedy!"
Various Characters:
"Careful of the icy patch!"