Rick and Benny:
"Benny: Hey Rick it looks like I've got the horses Rick: Hey Benny it looks like you're on the wrong side of the river!
-Rick and Benny"
"Well, if it isn't my little buddy Benny!
"You're probably wondering what a place like me is doing...in a girl like this!
"1st guy: (talking to Rick) Hey, we heard you guys bagged a nice juicy mummy last night!
2nd guy: Yeah, you know, if you dried that guy out, you could probably sell him for firewood!
Arabian Guide (name?):
"Bugs??!! I HATE bugs!!!
-Arabian Guide (name?)"
Evelyn and Rick:
"Evie: Stall him!!
Rick: (thrown up against wall by mummy) ...No problem...
-Evelyn and Rick"
Evelyn, Rick, and Jonathan:
"(mummy pops out of tomb; Evie screams)
Evie: Oh, I HATE it when they do that!!
Rick: Is it supposed to look like THAT?
Evie: Well...no...it should have decomposed and dried out long ago, but this one still looks...looks...
Rick and Jonathan: Juicy!
-Evelyn, Rick, and Jonathan"
"Aww, what is that God-awful stench?(looks at Arabian guide)...Oh...
"If he turns me into a mummie, you're the first one I'm coming after...