"We can't even win when we cheat."
"Stupid cake eater tricks!"
"That was embarassing."
"Yo dude, you obviously in the wrong hood. This is MY dominion. It's a drug-free zone, you understand? We ain't buyin' nothin' and I'm feelin' generous today. So I'm gonna let you get your sorry vanilla booty outta here and we'll be using your eyeballs as hockey pucks."
"Thanks, bro. But, I'm not going home until I take care of business."
"Let's have fun out there."
"A team isn't a bunch of kids out to win. A team is something you belong to. Something you feel. Something you have to earn. And, I'm not gonna let those kids down."
"what do you have to say for yourselves?"
"Quack, quack, quack, quack!"
"Quack quack quack quack quack quack, GO DUCKS!!!"
"License please. Could you turn down the stereo?"
"(Drunkedly) "Sure. I guess it was a w-ittle noisy.""
"Okay, I'm taking you down to precinct, Breath, blood, or urine?"
"No thanks, I'm full."
"Are we Ducks or what?"
"I am Goldberg, the goalie!"
District 5 Team:
-District 5 Team"
"Ha ha ha, thank you very much Mr. Ducksworth, it was nothing Mr. Ducksworth, quack quack quck quack quack Mr. Ducksworth."
"Gordon, stop quacking!"
"I hate kids. They're barely human."