The Mighty Ducks
Release: September 20, 1992

The Mighty Ducks is a 1992 American sports comedy-drama film directed by Stephen Herek, starring Emilio Estevez. It was produced by The Kerner Entertainment Company and Avnet–Kerner Productions and distributed by Walt Disney Pictures. It is the first film in the Mighty Ducks trilogy Gordon Bombay is a successful Minneapolis defense attorney of the Ducksworth, Saver & Gross firm, who never loses a case but whose truculent courtroom antics have earned him no respect among his peers. After successfully defending a client resulting in his 30th win, Bombay is called into his boss's office to be congratulated, but also chastised for embarrassing the judge. Regardless, he celebrates by going out drinking and is subsequently arrested for drunken driving. Bombay is sentenced to community service by coaching the local "District 5" PeeWee hockey team. Bombay has a history with the sport, although his memories are far from pleasant: Years ago, Bombay was the star player on the Hawks. When struggling to cope with the loss of his father, Bombay missed a penalty shot during a championship game, costing his team the title for the first time and disappointing his hyper-competitive coach, Jack Reilly. Bombay is obviously not too thrilled to take the team, but he reluctantly agrees to become coach so he can shape up the team for a championship.

Terry Hall: "We can't even win when we cheat."
Jesse: "Stupid cake eater tricks!"
Connie Moreau: "That was embarassing."
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Jesse: "Yo dude, you obviously in the wrong hood. This is MY dominion. It's a drug-free zone, you understand? We ain't buyin' nothin' and I'm feelin' generous today. So I'm gonna let you get your sorry vanilla booty outta here and we'll be using your eyeballs as hockey pucks."
Gordon: "Thanks, bro. But, I'm not going home until I take care of business."
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Gordon: "Let's have fun out there."
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Jesse Hall: "Cake eater."
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Gordon: "A team isn't a bunch of kids out to win. A team is something you belong to. Something you feel. Something you have to earn. And, I'm not gonna let those kids down."
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Princple: "what do you have to say for yourselves?"
Ducks: "Quack, quack, quack, quack!"
Mighty Ducks: "Quack quack quack quack quack quack, GO DUCKS!!!"
Police Officer: "License please. Could you turn down the stereo?"
Gordon Bombay: "(Drunkedly) "Sure. I guess it was a w-ittle noisy.""
Police Officer: "Okay, I'm taking you down to precinct, Breath, blood, or urine?"
Gordon Bombay: "No thanks, I'm full."
Gordon: "Are we Ducks or what?"
Greg Goldberg: "I am Goldberg, the goalie!"
District 5 Team: "Goldberg! -District 5 Team"
Gordon: "Ha ha ha, thank you very much Mr. Ducksworth, it was nothing Mr. Ducksworth, quack quack quck quack quack Mr. Ducksworth."
Mr. Ducksworth: "Gordon, stop quacking!"
Gordon Bombay: "I hate kids. They're barely human."
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