"(to Lard-Ass) "Boy, are you fat!""
"Your Dad is a loony!"
"Call him that one more time."
"Loony! Loony! Loony!"
"I'll rip of your head and S#it down your neck!"
"(chanting) "Lard-Ass! Lard-Ass! Lard-Ass! Lard-Ass! Lard-Ass! Lard-Ass! Lard-Ass! Lard-Ass! Lard-Ass! Lard-Ass! Lard-Ass! Lard-Ass! Lard-Ass!""
"Looney Looney Looney"
"Great spit at the fat kid"
"...Oh billy I think i just turned my fruit of the looms into a fudge factory!"
"You four-eyed pile of s***!"
"A pile of s*** has a THOUSAND eyes!"
"My father stormed the beaches at Normandy!"
"Geez, Gordie, why couldn't you have gotten breakfast stuff like twinkies, Pez and root beer?"
"Sorry, Vern. I guess a more experienced shopper could have gotten more for your seven cents."
The antler guys in the story:
"Boom ba ba boom ba ba boom. (when lard ass walks)
Lard ass lard ass lard ass
-The antler guys in the story"
the donelly twins:
"hey lard ass! chow down wide load!
-the donelly twins"
chris and gordie:
"chris: "who ever told you you had a fat one Lachance?"
gordie: "biggest one in 4 county's!
-chris and gordie"
"okay, you've stated your position clearly, now I'm gonna state mine....get in the f#*king car-NOW!
vern and chris:
"vern: "yeah like if he's all cut up and blood and s#*t all over him-i might have nightmares"
chris: "shut up vern"
vern:"you know, like all guts and eyeballs ready to jump and grab..
chris: "shut up vern god dammit!
-vern and chris"
"oh yeah my cousins like that, sincerely, she weighs close to 300 pounds- supposed to be her hyboid gland or somethin, well I dont know bout any hyboid gland but what a blimp!no shit- she looks like a thanksgiving turkey, and you know this one time...
"I just wish...that I could go some place where nobody knows me
Gordie and Chris:
"Gordie: I'll see ya"
chris: "not if I see you first"
-Gordie and Chris"
"how do you know if a frenchman's been in your backyard?...your garbage cans are empty and your dog's pregnant!
"we're not taking him....nobody's taking him