Real Genius
Release: August 07, 1985
Release: August 07, 1985

When a group of crazy college geniuses put their heads together, almost anything can happen. Hold on for a free-wheeling, uproarious look at just how much mischief a bunch of high IQers can concoct. Chris (Val Kilmer) is the top brain who just wants to party. Mitch (Gabe Jarret) is the 16 year old wiz kid, and Lazlo (Johnathan Gries), America\'s number one brain, literally lives in a world of his own... Chris\' closet. Supposedly hard at work on a lab project, they still find time to turn the dorm into an ice skating rink, dismantle a nerd\'s car and re-assemble it in his room and throw a beach party in the auditorium complete with a lagoon and bikini-clad beauties. When the geniuses discover that their unscrupulous mentor, Professor Hathaway (William Atherton) has had them working on a secret weapon for the military, they plot an elaborate revenge. Their plan culminates in an incredible scheme that out-smarts the military and convinces the Professor that it doesn\'t pay to fool with REAL GENIUS!

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Chris: "So, if there's anything I can do for you, or, more to the point, to you, you just let me know."
Susan: "Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis?"
Chris: "Not right now."
Susan: "A girl's gotta have her standards."
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Mitch: "You know, um, something strange happened to me this morning"
god robes on a pyramid with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little: ""Was it a dream where you see yourself standing in sort of sun"
Mitch: "No..."
Chris: "Why am I the only one who has that dream?"
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Chirs to Mitch: "Ok, take a step back. No foward,then take a step back and we're doin' the cha-cha -Chirs to Mitch"
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Chris: "As Socrates said, "I drank what?". -Chris"
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Chris: "Ice is Nice! -Chris"
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