Julian:
"Can you still have fun?"
Sonny:
"Yeah, we can have fun, but after you study. In fact, we gotta get you dressing differently. After you get out, we'll go to Barney's."
Julian:
"Barney?"
Sonny:
"Not that Barney. A different Barney. A more expensive Barney."
Delivery Guy:
"So who's this?"
Julian:
"Scuba Steve"
Delivery guy:
"I had a doll like that once, but my ca, he bite his head off"
Julian:
"What kind of cat would do that?"
Delivery guy:
"YOU CALIING ME LIAR?"
Sonny:
"Hey,take it easy."
Sonny:
"Where I'm from is doing what I call doing the Hibbetty-Dibbetty.
-Sonny"
Julian:
"(social worker takes Julian away from Sonny) I wo'nt sing the Kangaroo Song anymore!!
-Julian"
Sonny and Julian:
"We're gonna go shopping at Barney's." "Barney??" "Not that Barney. A different more expensive Barney.
-Sonny and Julian"
Sonny and Kevin:
"You're not proposing, are ya?!" "Uh, yeah pal, I am." "Well, think about it!
-Sonny and Kevin"
Sonny:
"What you need a father figure, STOP PULLING YOUR SISTER"S HAIR!!!
-Sonny"
Delivery Guy:
"(to Arthur Brooks) I deliver to you before! You always order three piece of cheesecake!
-Delivery Guy"
Waitress and Julian:
"Waitress: Who do you want to win?
Julian: The G-D D*mn Jets!
-Waitress and Julian"
Julian:
"He taught me to pee on a building and that styx is the greatest band in the world and the only got a bad rep because most critics are cynical A$$holes!
-Julian"
Carin and Sonny:
"Is that Kevin on the phone?" "No, it's my...Uncle Remus.
-Carin and Sonny"
Kid in playground and Sonny:
"What's rum?" "You don't know what rum is?" "Rumpelstiltskin?
-Kid in playground and Sonny"
Delivery Guy and Tommy:
"They go together like lamb and tunafish." "Lamb and tunafish?" "Maybe you prefer 'spaghetti and meatball'? Be more comfortable with that analogy?
-Delivery Guy and Tommy"
Sonny:
"You kick that ass during the day, but at night you have fun with Sonny.
-Sonny"
Julian and Sonny:
"Kangaroo song!!" "ALL RIIIIGHT!!!
-Julian and Sonny"
Homeless Guy:
"Sausage McMuffin...
-Homeless Guy"
Kevin and Tommy:
"Yes, me, the guy who shaved his ass to win a five dollar bet." "Prove it!
-Kevin and Tommy"
Sonny and the Homeless Guy:
"Hey Yappy, you stop talking to the kid I'll get you an Egg McMuffin." "How about a Sausage McMuffin with hash browns?
-Sonny and the Homeless Guy"
Delivery guy:
"Hip? Hip-hop? Hiphopanonymous?
-Delivery guy"
Sonny:
"The rabbit worked up his courage and asked the squirrel if he could have just the littlest squirrel kiss.
-Sonny"
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