Honey:
"Take me, Garth!"
Garth:
"Where? I'm low on gas and you need a jacket!"
Wayne:
"Oh! Come on! Do you think I'm a gulla-bull? Or even a gulla-calf?"
Wayne:
"[to guy with albino eye] We'll just take these home, run them over with a fine tooth comb, cross the "t"s and dot the... lower case "j"s."
Wayne:
"Here we are, at Piccadilly Circus!"
Garth:
"Wow, what a shitty circus."
Wayne:
"Good call. There's no animals or clowns! What a ripoff!"
Honey:
"I bet you like to be in control."
Garth:
"Yeah, like when I was 17, my sister wanted to loan my Def Leppard. I said "No way!"."
Garth:
"So, did Jim Morrison give you Del Preston's exact address?"
Wayne:
"Yeah, he said EXACTLY London, England."
Wayne:
"cross the t's and dot the-...lower case j's"
Wayne:
"(Straining) I promised myself I wouldn't cry.
-Wayne"
chris farley:
"Im goona go pick a fight.
-chris farley"
Hansome Dan:
"Handsome Dan-- Isn't thant right Mr. Scream? Mr. Scream--HHHHHEHEEEE
-Hansome Dan"
wayne:
"we'll just take these home and look them over and cross the t's and dot the lower case j's
-wayne"
wayne:
"sorry,wrong wedding!
-wayne"
Bobby:
"Bobby: Hey, I need to get in there! My girlfriend is in there!
Security: Hey...A lot of people's girlfriends are in there!
-Bobby"
Garth:
"Welcome to Aurora......not just a place but a...state of mind
-Garth"
Wayne:
"Do you think i'm a Gulla-bull? or even a Gulla-calf?
-Wayne"