Finch:
"Oh stiffler's mom!
-Finch"
Stiffler:
"oh my god....your gay!
-Stiffler"
Stiffler:
"come on choir girl, hit that high C...aaaaaaaa!
-Stiffler"
party guy:
"man, that chick is a MILF!
-party guy"
Becky:
"did you hear that finch had an affair with an older woman?...that one was my favorite!
-Becky"
Kevin:
"hey stifler, how was the pale ale?
-Kevin"
stiffler:
"suck me beautiful!
-stiffler"
Stifler:
"[Finch] won't have a problem taking a dump at school any more. Slipped a little something into his Moccachino.
-Stifler"
Michelle:
"This one time, at band camp…
-Michelle"
Sherman:
"I'm a sophisticated robot sent back in time to change the world for one lucky lady.
-Sherman"
Jim's Dad:
"We'll just tell your mother that, uh... we ate it all.
-Jim's Dad"
Jim's Mom:
"No, no! I think he's trying to watch some illegal channels, here!
-Jim's Mom"
Finch:
"God bless the Internet.
-Finch"
Jim:
"She's gone! Oh my God, she used me. I was used. I was used! Cool!
-Jim"
Jim:
"Jackpot, baby!
-Jim"
Finch:
"Stop hyperventilating.
-Finch"
Kevin:
"Hey Minuteman!
-Kevin"
Kevin:
"Go over there, and ask her if she needs an extra hand.
-Kevin"
Jim's Dad:
"Well, they're safer than a tube sock.
-Jim's Dad"
Oz:
"My friends call me Nova... as in, "Casa"-nova.
-Oz"