"Oh stiffler's mom!
"oh my god....your gay!
"come on choir girl, hit that high C...aaaaaaaa!
"man, that chick is a MILF!
"did you hear that finch had an affair with an older woman?...that one was my favorite!
"hey stifler, how was the pale ale?
"suck me beautiful!
"[Finch] won't have a problem taking a dump at school any more. Slipped a little something into his Moccachino.
"This one time, at band camp…
"I'm a sophisticated robot sent back in time to change the world for one lucky lady.
"We'll just tell your mother that, uh... we ate it all.
"No, no! I think he's trying to watch some illegal channels, here!
"God bless the Internet.
"She's gone! Oh my God, she used me. I was used. I was used! Cool!
"Go over there, and ask her if she needs an extra hand.
"Well, they're safer than a tube sock.
"My friends call me Nova... as in, "Casa"-nova.