"'I want to get a job.' 'Now Myles, you know the circus is *not* in town.'
"'You know, why are you always playing so hard-to-get?' 'I'm not playing!'
Hakeem Frank Mitchell:
"'What's up, Jetsons!' 'Jetsons?' 'Yeah, you and George got the same haircut.'
-Hakeem Frank Mitchell"
"What's up, Shawshank? I thought you were doing five to ten.
"Niecy, which Tae-Bo tape is this?' 'Oh, girl, those tapes are too expensive. This is Tae-Po.
"Chicken, get yo' chicken here. Chicken. Free chicken. Half off the free chicken!
"[about Channing] That brotha's a teacher? Dang, who's head of the English department? Foxy Brown?
Moesha Dr. Woods:
"'The Mitchells are your typical middle-class family. Lots of laughs, lots of hugs, lots of love.' 'Lots of drama.'
-Moesha Dr. Woods"
"'Looks like it's back to picking lemons.' 'Lemons? You better make that cotton.'
"Niecy: Hola, chico. Antonio: Oh, and Happy Kwanzaa, my sista!
"'Andell, if we split a Cherry Soda, can we still get the free refills?' 'No, Broke-ahontas.'
Cop Frank Mitchell:
"'Calm down.' 'Don't you tell me to calm down, I pay your salary!' 'Then I need a raise.'
-Cop Frank Mitchell"
"'I'm watching my figure.' 'Then maybe you can tell the rest of us where to look for it.'
"Moesha: You know I can dance like Janet. Niecy: Yup - Reno.
"Moesha: I don't look like Brandy! I'm cuter than her.
"What happened, Mo, did you forget where you live?
"Y'all are dysfun... Y'all are dysfun... Y'all can't get along.
"[about Kim's weight] Kim: It's just baby fat. Taylor: No, it's just fat, baby.
"'Come on, Mo, I never said I was a virgin.' 'No, but I didn't know you were a ho!'