Austin Powers: International Man of Mytery
Release: May 02, 1997

In 1967, British spy Austin Powers attempts to assassinate his nemesis, Dr. Evil, in his own nightclub (the Electric Psychedelic Pussycat Swingers Club). Dr. Evil escapes by launching himself in a space rocket disguised as a Bob's Big Boy statue, and cryogenically freezing himself. Austin volunteers to be put into cryostasis to be revived when Dr. Evil returns. Thirty years later, in 1997, Dr. Evil returns with new plans for world domination, and discovers his henchman Number 2 (No. 2) has transformed Evil's empire into Virtucon, a multi-billion dollar enterprise. Though already wealthy, Dr. Evil proposes several plans to threaten the world for more money. However, he finds that each of them have already happened during his absence. He ultimately falls back on his old plan to steal nuclear weapons and hold the world hostage, and is advised to seek one hundred billion dollars. Later, he also discovers that henchwoman Frau Farbissina has used a sample of Evil's semen to artificially create his son, Scott Evil, now a Generation X teenager. Scott is resentful of his father, despite Dr. Evil's attempts to get closer to him through therapy. Discovering Dr. Evil's return,the British Ministry of Defence unfreezes Powers and teams him up with Vanessa Kensington, the daughter of his 1960s sidekick. Powers soon finds his free love credo out of touch for 1997.

Vanessa: "I would never have sex with you, ever. If you ever the last man on Earth and I was the woman on Earth, and the face of the human race depended on our having sex simply for procreation, I still would not have sex with you."
Austin: "What's your point, Vanessa?"
Alotta Fagina: "Care for some sake?"
Austin: "Sake it to me,baby!"
Dr. Evil: "The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius"
Austin Powers: "My god Vanessa's got a fabulous body. And I bet she shags like a minx. How do I tell them that because of the unfreezing process I have no inner monologue? I hope I didn't just say that outloud. -Austin Powers"
Austin Powers: "Who does number two work for? Who does number two work for? -Austin Powers"
Quartermaster Clerk: "One Swedish-made Penis Enlarger Pump. -Quartermaster Clerk"
Austin Powers: "Jimi Hendrix deceased, drugs. Janis Joplin deceased, alcohol. Mama Cass deceased, ham sandwich. -Austin Powers"
Austin Powers: "Shall we shag now, or shall we shag later? How do you like to do it? Do you like to wash up first? You know, top and tails... whores bath? Personally before I'm on the job, I like to give my undercarriage a bit of a how's your father! -Austin Powers"
Dr. Evil: "Let me tell you a little story about a man named Sh! Sh! even before you start. That was a pre-emptive "sh!" Now, I have a whole bag of "sh!" with your name on it. -Dr. Evil"
Austin Powers: "I've been frozen for 30 years. I've got to see if my bits and pieces are still working. -Austin Powers"
Vanessa Kensington: "Mr. Powers, I would never have sex with you, ever! If you were the last man on earth and I was the last woman on earth, and the future of the human race depended on our having sex, simply for procreation, I still would not have sex with you. -Vanessa Kensington"
Quartermaster Clerk: "One book, "Swedish-made Penis Enlargers And Me: This Sort of Thing Is My Bag Baby", by Austin Powers. -Quartermaster Clerk"
Austin Powers: "I never forget a pussy... cat. -Austin Powers"
Austin Powers: "She's the village bicycle! Everybody's had a ride. -Austin Powers"
Austin Powers: "Yeah, baby, yeah -Austin Powers"
Austin Powers: "That really hurt! I'm gonna have a lump there, you idiot! Who throws a shoe? Honestly! You fight like a woman! -Austin Powers"
Austin Powers: "Name? Austin Danger Powers. Sex? Yes please! -Austin Powers"
Austin Powers: "Does that make you HORNY? -Austin Powers"
Austin: "Wait Vanessa, I can explain. You see, I was looking for Dr. Evil when the Fembots came out and smoke started coming out of their jomblies. So I started to work my mojo, to counter their mojo; we got cross-mojulation, and their heads started exploding. -Austin"
Dr. Evil: "That makes me angry, and when Dr. Evil gets angry Mr. bigglesworth gets upset. And when Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset, people DIE! -Dr. Evil"
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