Kanye West (Look-Alike):
"[while Lucy is viewing the camera from Mr. Tumnus] the White Bitch doesn't care about black people."
Narrator:
"[first text] This is the story of four orphans brought together by fate. They didn't know it yet, but there was something more greater in store for them, something epic."
Peter:
"[from 'Unrated' version; as Superman, he is shot in the eye by a thug] Oh my god - You shot me in the fucking eye; Oh - that really hurt! Why would you do that? That was so unnecessary! [backs up and falls off of roof]"
Borat:
"[last] Jagshemash; You did it! You make moviefilm have happy ending. [Captain Jack Swallows comes on his wheel and runs Lucy, Peter, Susan and Edward over] Not!"
Edward:
"[as the White Queen pulls up in her turbo sled] whoa, Stifler's mom!"
Edward:
"A chocolate river! Mmm! Mmm! Chocolate! Hahahaha!"
Willy:
"That's actually the sewer line."
White Bitch:
"Behold, my white castle."
Edward:
"White Castle? I feel like I've been there before"
Susan:
"LET US OUT, FREAK!"
Lucy:
"let us out, freak!"
Willy Wonka:
"no, no, i can't do that"
Susan:
"yes you can"
Lucy:
"yes you can"
Willy Wonka:
"you're...mine now"
Harry Potter:
"greetings
my name is harry potter"
Susan:
"...aren't you a little old to still be a student here?"
Harry Potter:
"nonsense
i am but 14"
Tumnus:
"scarface is the shit"
Lucy:
"what are you?"
Tumnus:
"im a faun
half man, half goat"
Lucy:
"oh, so you mean--?"
Tumnus:
"yeah, dad screwed a goat"
Peter:
"where 're we gonna go? i don't have a home to go back to"
Edward:
"i thought this golden ticket was my lucky break"
Lucy:
"that curator was all i had"
Susan:
"i never had anyone
i raised myself"
The White Bitch:
"uh, that looks more like "fifty cents" tattoo, you idiot"
Edward:
"shit! they did the wrong one"
Girl in bikini:
"whatever you do, don't go in there"
Edward:
"im not eating that"
Nacho Libre:
"be grateful, eduardo
today i made something especially scrumptious"
Edward:
"wait, so this whole thing was a set-up just to get information out of me?"
Jack Swallows:
"sorry, lad
this isn't even a working pirate ship"
Susan:
"we gotta get out of here"
Lucy:
"we gotta get out of here"
Susan:
"i just said that"
Lucy:
"you just said that"
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