Bryony:
"When you put the address into the HOHO, what did you see?"
Arthur:
"A list of Trelews, I just clicked on the first one!"
Bryony:
"Which was not Trelew, England. We're in the wrong Trelew!"
Grandsanta:
"Leave me alone. It's that terrible night all over again."
Arthur:
"What night?"
Grandsanta:
"Last time I took Evie for a spin. I didn't know it was the Cuban Missile Crisis! I nearly started World War III."
Arthur:
"I've got a phobia of being beheaded - and heights, and speed, and reindeer, and buttons."
Grandsanta:
"Buttons?"
Arthur:
"Yeah, I'm pretty much scared of everything."
Elf:
"Then this is where they keep the lions!"
Grandsanta:
"They won't eat me. I'm Santa! Lie down!"
Arthur:
"It's impossible!"
Grandsanta:
"They used to say it was impossible to teach women to read."
Grandsanta:
"You were right, Arthur. It doesn't matter how Santa's gift gets there. Doesn't even matter if it's Mr. Postman in his spaceship."
Arthur:
"As long as it gets there."
Grandsanta:
"You made it happen, lad! No one got left out."
Gwen:
"Santa brought me the bike I wanted!"
North Pole Computer:
"And may one hundred percent of your Christmases be white!"
Steve:
"Okay, let's show them, people! Operation Santa Claus is coming to town!"
Grandsanta:
"The Santas always come through Canada. Nobody lives here. It's nice and quiet."
Steve:
"This is Germany, Father. Drive on the right. National dish: sausage."
Arthur:
"A child's been missed!"
Arthur:
"Uh... uh... uh... we come in peace! Our... uh... craft has to travel around the world in less than an hour! We need a sign for our slei... craft. Sorry I can't pay you. Where I come from, we don't have money!"
Arthur:
"But there's a child without a present."
Steve:
"Arthur, Christmas is not a time for emotion."
Grandsanta:
"At least have the decency to finish us off with a rock!"
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