Man on the telephone:
"That's what I said, "Go fly a kite". No, Sure no. I don't mean you, personally."
"It's bad as the truth. Look right here."
"(Laughing hysterically as he is seen floating on the ceiling) Oh, Bless my soul. It's Mary Poppins. I delighted to see you."
"(Scolding to the kids who are laughing) Hey, Kids. Don't you dare! You are going to make it worse. It's really quite serious."
"Now, When ever you do. Please make a straight face. It took me three days to get him down."
"(looks at the clock and sees 12"
"I beg your pardon, are you ill?"
"I hope not."
"You brought your references, I presume. May I see them?"
"Oh, I make it a point never to give references. A very old-fashioned idea to my mind."
"Well, not Royal Academy, I suppose. Still better than a finger in the eye, ain't they?"
"That's a funny sort of bag."
"You mean to carry carpets in?"
"No, made of."
"We're being attacked by hottentotts!"
Mr. Dawes, Sr.:
"When stand the banks of England, England stands...when fall the banks of England, England falls!"
"I'd like to make one thing quite clear: I never explain anything.
"Ah, Mrs. Cory, a story for you...your daughters were shorter than you...but they grew!
"Ghastly looking crew, I must say!
"As I expected: 'Mary Poppins, practically perfect in every way.'
Mr. Banks and Mary Poppins:
"Mr. Banks: "These silly words like...superca...superca...superca..."
Mary Poppins: "Supercalifragilisticexpicalidocious."
Mr. Banks: "Yes, well done. You said it."
-Mr. Banks and Mary Poppins"
Mr. Dawes, Sr.:
"Feed the birds and what have you got? Fat birds!
-Mr. Dawes, Sr."
"Never judge things by their appearances, even carpetbags. I'm sure I never do.
"The position has been filled.
""Wait! Don't move. (draws Mary Poppins' shadow) Don't move a muscle...stay right where you are...I know the silli-ouette anywhere...Mary Poppins!"
""It's that woman, Mary poppins. From the moment she stepped into this house, things began to happen to me!"