"Man, Pops is trippin. He wants me to ask for my bike back, You know I wouldnt trip."
"The beach cruiser, the one I let You borrow three weeks ago."
"Oh yeah, it's right here homie, I didnt know you wanted it back. *turns around and uppercuts Red in the face* BahLamm! Thats my bike now punk!"
""What You got on my drink homie"?"
"Hey Smokey, buy me a forty for my birthday"
"Man it aint your birthday"
"what day is it?"
"Break Yo self fool"
"All you do is smoke weed"
"The fuck you doin' stealin' boxes for? What, you tryin' to build a clubhouse? Man, I know you ain't go out like that."
"Well, around here, between Normandie and Western, we call this here a little twenty-twen-twen...niggggaaahhh."
"Where did you get that from?"
"HOW U GET FIRED ON UR DAY OFF, TRYIN TO STEAL SOME BOXES, WAT U TRYIN TO DO BUILD A CULBHOUSE...LOL
"(after punching Deebo) My grandmama gave me this chain!
"I BEAT HIM DOWN, I'LL BEAT YOU DOWN! WHO ELSE WANT SOME OF DEEBO?
"I aint the smartest person in the world, but from the looks of things, I'd say you look like you takin' a shit!
Willie and Craig:
"Willie - Craig, now last night I thought I told you to take out the trash! And why didn't you do it?
Craig - Cause I was sleep!
Willie - Boy, I wish you wish sleep right now, I'd knock you upside yo' head and make you take this trash out!
-Willie and Craig"
Craig and Smokey:
-Craig and Smokey"
"And you KNOW this....maaaan!
"You betta watch who window you crawlin' in fool before you get blasted on
"Give me three minutes maybe even foe she 'll be wantin to marry a niccah
"Don't Nobody go in there for about 35 - 45 mintues