"Preston? I dunno, his hair's kinda, I dunno, brown?"
"No, it's not really brown. Oh, he's tall."
"Yeah, he's kinda kinda tall. Sorta tall. And he's like always wearing like t-shirts."
"So, he's sort of tall?"
"And he wears t-shirts....sometimes?"
"You know who else I like that didn't get much play? Velma from Scooby-Doo. She was cool. She was a hip, hip lady."
"Oh I'm the weird one? You're the one calling Barry Mannilow from a phone booth at 2"
"[sees Kenny Fisher posing in a mirror]
Looks like someone's auditioning for "Soul Train"."
"Why you gotta steal my flava!
"I better double-bag it, I don't know where that girl's been!
"Woman, this is all YOUR fault! Just bargin' in here, like a frickin' MOOSE! [does weird moose sound]