"I thought they declared Peace in the Middle East"
"Do you like Billie Holiday?"
"I love him."
"It's just like Hamlet said, "To thine own self be true"."
"Hamlet didn't say that."
"I think I remember Hamlet accurately."
"Well, I remember Mel Gibson accurately, and he didn't say that. That Polonius guy did."
"I want to do something for humanity."
"How about sterilization?"
"Where are you?"
"I'm just having a snack at my girlfriend's."
"Where, in Kuwait?"
"Is that in the valley"
"Okay, but, street slang is an increasingly valid form of expression. Most of the feminine pronouns do have mocking, but not necessarily in misogynistic undertones."
"Ms. Stoeger, my plastic surgeon doesn't want me doing any activity where balls fly at my nose."
"Well, there goes your social life."
"DIONNE: Hello, that was a stop sign. CHER: I totally paused!
"Ever notice how wine makes people feel, like, sexy?
Josh and Cher:
"Cher: You're such a brownnoser.
Josh: You're such a superficial space cadet.
-Josh and Cher"
Cher and Travis:
"Travis: I'm sorry about your shoes.
Cher: What shoes?
Travis: The red ones with the strappy thing...
Cher: Oh, those? They're so last season! What even made you think of them?
Travis: It's one of my steps. See, I joined this club...and they have al
-Cher and Travis"
Cher and Josh:
"Cher: Hey Granola Breath, you got somethin' on your chin.
Josh: I'm growing a goatee.
Cher: Oh, that's nice. You don't want to be the last one at the coffee house without chin pubes.
-Cher and Josh"
"Old people can be so sweet.
"cher's saving herself for luke perry
cher and tai:
"Tai: "no shit, you guys got coke here?!"
Cher: "well yeah, this is america"
-cher and tai"
"Why am I even listening to you to begin with? You're a virgin that can't drive!
"I am rescuing her from teenage hell. Do you know the wounds of adolescence can take years to heal?"
Paul-"Yeah, and you've never had a mother and your acting out on that poor girl as if she was you Barbie doll.
"What'd you care what he thinks, Murray? I'm the one who has to look at you. That was a big mistake. What am I going to do with you know? And right before the year book pictures? What am I gonna tell my grandchildren?
""Oh, no. You don't understand this is an Alaia."
"It's like a totally important designer."
Robber-"And I will totally shoot you in the head. Get down!"