Cher:
"I thought they declared Peace in the Middle East"
Christian:
"Do you like Billie Holiday?"
Cher:
"I love him."
Heather:
"It's just like Hamlet said, "To thine own self be true"."
Cher:
"Hamlet didn't say that."
Heather:
"I think I remember Hamlet accurately."
Cher:
"Well, I remember Mel Gibson accurately, and he didn't say that. That Polonius guy did."
Cher:
"I want to do something for humanity."
Josh:
"How about sterilization?"
Mel:
"Where are you?"
Cher:
"I'm just having a snack at my girlfriend's."
Mel:
"Where, in Kuwait?"
Cher:
"Is that in the valley"
Murray:
"Okay, but, street slang is an increasingly valid form of expression. Most of the feminine pronouns do have mocking, but not necessarily in misogynistic undertones."
Amber:
"Ms. Stoeger, my plastic surgeon doesn't want me doing any activity where balls fly at my nose."
Dionne:
"Well, there goes your social life."
Christian:
"Ever notice how wine makes people feel, like, sexy?"
Cher:
"You're such a brownnoser."
Josh:
"You're such a superficial space cadet."
Cher :
"Hey Granola Breath, you got somethin' on your chin."
Josh:
"I'm growing a goatee."
Cher:
"Oh, that's nice. You don't want to be the last one at the coffee house without chin pubes."
Cher:
"Old people can be so sweet."
Dionne:
"Cher's saving herself for Luke Perry"
Tai:
"No shit, you guys got coke here?!"
Cher:
"Well yeah, this is America"
Tai:
"Why am I even listening to you to begin with? You're a virgin that can't drive!"
Cher:
"I am rescuing her from teenage hell. Do you know the wounds of adolescence can take years to heal?"
Paul:
"Yeah, and you've never had a mother and your acting out on that poor girl as if she was you Barbie doll."
Dionne:
"What'd you care what he thinks, Murray? I'm the one who has to look at you. That was a big mistake. What am I going to do with you know? And right before the year book pictures? What am I gonna tell my grandchildren?"
Cher:
"Oh, no. You don't understand this is an Alaia."
Robber:
"An a-what-a?"
Cher:
"It's like a totally important designer."
Robber:
"And I will totally shoot you in the head. Get down!"
Cher:
"You know how picky I am about my shoes, and they only go on my feet."
Dion:
"(Referring to Tai) She is toe-up, our stock would plummet."
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