"Smee, do something intelligent!"
"Oh Rufio...why don't you suck on a dead dogs nose."
"What do you want old man?"
"You got me James Hook."
"Run Home, Jack. Run Home, Jack"
"(to pirates) Remember the fires in hell that spawned you!
Thud (seeing Peter covered in vines):
"Who's the shrub?
-Thud (seeing Peter covered in vines)"
Peter Banning (to Tinker Bell):
"(Tinker Bell has just thrown a bunch of pirates around.)
Are you related to Mighty Mouse?
-Peter Banning (to Tinker Bell)"
"Rufio: All grown-ups are pirates.
Peter: Excuse me?
Rufio: We kill pirates.
Peter: I'm not a pirate. It just so happens that I'm a lawyer.
Rufio: KILL THE LAWYER!
"Hook.. Hook.. Hook.. Hook.. Hook.. Hook
Rufio to Peter:
"You know what my wish was? I wish I had a dad like you...
-Rufio to Peter"
"You are the Pan ( in amazement). (Starts smiling) You can fly, you can fight, and you can (Crowing noise from Peter) crow. (Both bow to each other).
"you can take things out of the oven, hit little sisters with them...
"*after breaking house and growing huge* Oh, dear me! I did it!
"Rufio, Rufio, Ru - Fi - Oooooooooo
"If he cant remember, the Lost Boys will jog his memory. Oh he will crow..he'll fight...he'l fly! And then.....He'll Die!!
"... & I never took drugs because I missed the 60's I was an accountant.
"Near sighted Gynecologist
"You're a complex Freudien hallucination having something to do with my mother and I don't know why you have wings but you have very lovely legs and you're a very nice tiny person and I don't know what I'm saying, because I never knew my mother
"(to Hook) You're a very bad man who needs a mommy!
"(with gun to his head) Smee...don't try and stop me, Smee...don't even try, Smee...Smee...Smee, stop me...Smee, get your ass over here and stop me!