Hot Shots!
Release: July 31, 1991
Release: July 31, 1991

From director Jim Abrahams, one of the minds behind the Airplane! and Naked Gun films, comes another parody. This time around, Abrahams has his sights set on the action-adventure genre, specifically Top Gun. Charlie Sheen stars as Topper Harley, a maverick air force pilot who constantly lives in the shadow of his father's legacy. Unable to handle the pressure, Harley has left the Air Force to live among a tribe of Native Americans. But when the United States seeks to destroy some Iraqi nuclear facilities, there's only one man for the job. After being coaxed back into service, Harley soon realizes that in addition to Saddam Hussein, he'll have to contend with a rival pilot, played by Cary Elwes, and a devious aerospace executive. Among the many films lampooned are Dances With Wolves, 9 1/2 Weeks, The Fabulous Baker Boys, and Gone With the Wind. .ACORS BELOW--/ Charlie Sheen - Superman / Rhett Butler / Sean "Topper" Harley Valeria Golino - Scarlett O'Hara / Lois Lane / Ramada Thompson Cary Elwes - Kent Gregory Lloyd Bridges - Admiral "Tug" Benson Kevin Dunn - Lt. Comm. Block Jon Cryer - Jim "Washout" Pfaffenbach Kristy Swanson - Kowalski William O'Leary - Pete "Dead Meat" Thompson Efrem Zimbalist, Jr. - Wilson Mark Arnott - Rosener Nancy Abrahams - Family in front of TV Store Tony Simotes - Ambulance Driver Ryan Stiles - "Mailman" Farnham Heidi Swedberg - Mrs. "Dead Meat" Thompson Annie O'Donnell - Amish Woman Tony Moreno - Sleepy Weasel Squadron Member Elston Ridgle - Boxer #1 Robert Puro - Precocious Paper Boy Kip Pierce - Sleepy Weasel Squadron Member Pablo Prietto - Parking Valet Craig McIntosh - Sleepy Weasel Squadron Member Jimmy Lennon - Ring Announcer Marc Shaiman - Piano Player Pat Proft - Lawrence Lipps William Irwin - Buzz Harley Dave (The Shark) Oliver - Sleepy Weasel Squadron Member Marie Thomas - Francine the Secretary Jimmie Ray Weeks - Amish Man Rino Thunder - Owatonna Mali Finn Bruce A. Young - "Red" Herring Sean Wright - Sleepy Weasel Squadron Member Mack Yamaguchi - Eskimo Al Clegg - Jazz Charles Barkley - Himself Kevin Eads - Sleepy Weasel Squadron Member Gary Brayboy - Sleepy Weasel Squadron Member Richard Emanuel - Sleepy Weasel Squadron Member Ryan Fitzgerald - Scooter Brent Freeman - Sleepy Weasel Squadron Member Kelly Connell - Air Controller Willie Collins - Liberace Ryan Cutrona - Captain Margolis Jeff Bright - Communications Officer Chris Coyle - Conspiratorial Crewman Cylk Cozart - 1st Drill Sergeant Don Luce - Paramedic Richard Lasting - Handsome Milkman Don Lake - Doctor Bill Laimbeer - Himself Bob Lenz - Elvis "The King" Presley Tony Lorea - Humphrey "Bogie" Bogart John Bankson - Parking Valet Jerry Haleva - Saddam Hussein Eugene Greytak - Pope John Paul II Christopher Keene - 2nd Drill Sergeant Judy Kahan - Nurse Ed Herschlar - Rabbi Max Jones - Boxer #2

Topper Harley: "I am putty in your hands"
Ramada: "In my hands, NOTHING turns to putty."
Topper Harley: "So, what do we do now?"
Ramada: "Kiss me!"
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Captain Margolis: "Admiral Benson!"
Admiral Benson: "Really? That's my name too!"
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Admiral Benson: "Oh, by the way, I wanna thank you for having us over for dinner the other night. Cheryl and I thought the stroganoff was marvelous."
Lt. Commander Block: "But sir, we didn't have dinner the other night."
Admiral Benson: "Really? Where the hell was I? And who's this Cheryl?"
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Admiral Benson: "I slept on a crab. Who put that crab there?"
Captain Margolis: "Crab? I didn't see any crab."
Admiral Benson: "Don't tell me. There were two crabs. They work in pairs. I went to Annapolis, for Chrissake."
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Reporter: "Hey, Topper Harley, now that you've killed the bad guy and made the world safe from democracy, what are you going to do to cash in on your new found fame?"
Topper Harley: "I'm going to Disneyland."
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Admiral Benson: "Uh, many of you are wondering what's wrong with my pants, well they started running short on materials right before they got to the knees so don't give me any shit."
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Wash-Out: "Enemy Fighter At Twelve O' Clock! Admiral Benson"
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