"I am putty in your hands"
"In my hands, NOTHING turns to putty."
"So, what do we do now?"
"Really? That's my name too!"
"Oh, by the way, I wanna thank you for having us over for dinner the other night. Cheryl and I thought the stroganoff was marvelous."
Lt. Commander Block:
"But sir, we didn't have dinner the other night."
"Really? Where the hell was I? And who's this Cheryl?"
"I slept on a crab. Who put that crab there?"
"Crab? I didn't see any crab."
"Don't tell me. There were two crabs. They work in pairs. I went to Annapolis, for Chrissake."
"Hey, Topper Harley, now that you've killed the bad guy and made the world safe from democracy, what are you going to do to cash in on your new found fame?"
"I'm going to Disneyland."
"Uh, many of you are wondering what's wrong with my pants, well they started running short on materials right before they got to the knees so don't give me any shit."
"Enemy Fighter At Twelve O' Clock! Admiral Benson"