Release: June 29, 1979

You gotta enjoy this film for what it is, a feel good 80's misfits movie captained by the cooler than cool Bill Murray. Although the original movie poster eludes to a film about teen sex, and older men who don't go to prison for it, the movie is not that at all. It's a film about a group of camp outcasts who have lost complete sight of their confidence. And what's worse is they have to compete in a camp vs camp olympics against an elitest group of kids whose parents must have bought them an atari 2600 the day it came out. But never fear, cause one of the camp counselers is going to readjust their perspective on life. "Even if we lose, it just doesn't just doesn't just doesn't matter."

Tripper: "Attention all campers, it's 9:30... and that's lights-out time here at Camp Northstar, 9:30 as you know. Tomorrow is parents day, and you must look rested or Morty will be sent to the state penitentiary."
Wendy: "Tripper, I'm looking forward to some action this summer. I hope you can supply it."
Tripper: "But, the real excitement of course is going to come at the end of the summer, during Sexual Awareness week. We import two hundred hookers from around the world, and each camper, armed with only a thermos of coffee and two thousand dollars cash, tries to visit as many countries as he can. The winner of course is named King of Sexual Awareness week and is allowed to rape and pillage the neighboring towns until camp ends."
Hardware: "Another panty raid, Trip?"
Candace: "Lance Cashman? Lance Cashman is a TOTAL JERK-OFF!"
Tripper: "Important announcement - Some hunters have been seen in the woods near Piney Ridge trail and the fish and game commission has raised the legal kill limit on campers to three. So, if you're hiking today, please wear something bright and keep low."
Tripper: "What's the matter? You're pacing like an expectant father with the clap."
Tripper: "Roxanne, I have what doctors call "very active glands." You're the first person I've told, my folks don't even know."
Roxanne: "Well, maybe you can have surgery without them knowing."
Tripper: "Awww, heck with surgery! Let's wrestle!"
Tripper: "Alright, virgins to the left, non-virgins to the right."
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