The Aristocrats
Release: July 29, 2005
Release: July 29, 2005

One hundred superstar comedians tell the same very, VERY dirty, filthy joke--one shared privately by comics since Vaudeville.

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Carrot Top: "So a guy goes into a, uh, into a talent agent and he says, "Hey, dude, check it out, I got a great act!" And he's like, "It's not a fuckin' prop act, is it?""
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Dana Gould: "It's the perfect joke. Just hearing out loud descriptions of giddy shit-covered incest. And other poems by Maya Angelou."
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Otto Peterson: "[talking through his ventriloquist's dummy] Have you ever noticed that when you kick your girlfriend in the CUNT she calls the cops?"
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Andy Dick: "I come out, dressed as Hitler in crotchless panties."
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Merrill Markoe: "They have sex in a kiddie pool full of beef entrails and aborted fetuses."
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Pat Cooper: "My grandmother, on the stage, has an abortion! Gives birth to a three-pound Shetland pony! My grandfather is the jockey, comes in third and paid $2.80!"
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Carrie Fisher: "My mother was a golden shower queen."
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