Spy Hard
Release: May 24, 1996
Release: May 24, 1996

The plot is the standard story of secret agent Dick Steele, Agent WD-40 (a play on 007) who, along with Veronique Ukrinsky, Agent 3.14 (Nicollette Sheridan), must stop the evil genius, General Rancor (played by Andy Griffith), from taking over the world. Rancor was wounded in an earlier encounter and no longer has arms; however, he can 'arm' himself by attaching robotic limbs with various weapons attached.

Veronique Ukrinsky: "Oh, Dick, you came for me. Tell me, what...what's been happening?"
Dick Steele: "Well, I've been doing a lot of soul searching, getting in touch with my inner child. And after careful consideration, well...I have decided that I love you."
Veronique Ukrinsky: "But what about my father?"
Dick Steele: "Well, I like him. I just had to get to know him better."
Veronique Ukrinsky: "No, is he OK? Have you got the chip?"
Dick Steele: "Oh, no, he's fine. And I've got the chip."
Veronique Ukrinsky: "Oh, I love you, too."
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